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VET SKIT – SHORT ONE PAGE SKITS

VET SKIT

VET SKIT – SHORT ONE PAGE SKITS

It’s clearly a very busy day at the local veterinarian’s office. The secretary is hot on the trail of Bagels, when Mrs Jones, her husband and her cat come in. It’s an emergency as Fluffy is being suffocated by his own fur!

This skit has been written by a younger teen and is meant for kids and younger teens. Great for scouts, brownies and church groups.

Other skits by Josie – No-Thanks-Giving – skit for the holidays

Author: Josie Wert

Type: Short one page long skit

Genre: Vet skit, comedy, skits or sketches

Cast: Cast of four, 1M, 1F, 2N

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: All ages to perform and to watch

Length: Very short skit. 1 page long only, maximum length 1-2 minutes

Set: The reception area in the vet’s office.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short, fun and easy skit for children and teens.

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Cost is $3.50 for this new very short digital skit

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Copyright © April 2019 Josie Wert and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits you may enjoy:

My Little mermaid! skit on The Little mermaid
One Hot Knight – comedy skit for 4 actors
Start Wreck – skit on Star Treck

Slim FAT commercial – skit about weight loss fads

skit about weight loss fads

SLIM FAT COMMERCIAL – SKIT ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS FADS

This short skit about weight loss fads pokes fun at the weight loss fads and the gimmicks people use as well as the advertisements that promote them. From a thin guy wearing enormous pants to the man in a bikini because “All weight loss adverts have someone in a bikini!” to the referee who appears to break up a fight between the two guys, it’s all fun from beginning to end.

Please note: The full skit is 1.5 pages long – about 2 minutes.

Other skits by Lois and Kelly Corcoran – So Easy, a Caveman can do it – short skit about inventing the wheel

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit about weight loss fads

Genre: Comedy, skit, sketch

Cast: 4M or 3M and 1F

Ages of the actors: From older kids to adults

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Two minutes (1.5 pages)

Set: Black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short , fun easy skit

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Copyright © February 2019 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits, one act plays and plays about weight loss:

Shapeless – full length satire about body size
Lemonade Gurus – short comedy about two failed clowns trying to run a lemonade stand
Hell Froze over – comedy sketch about sports taken a little too far

When Santa got caught – skit for the holidays

skit for the holidays

WHEN SANTA GOT CAUGHT – SKIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS

When Santa is caught red-handed breaking into someone’s house, the police are called and he is arrested. Poor Santa! His life is going down the toilet. He has developed a gluten intolerance, so all the cookies left out for him can’t be touched, leaving him starving. Even his own wife, the lovely Mrs Claus wants to send him down the river. So much so, that Santa decides once and for all to give up the red suit. Perhaps to swap it for an orange one in this skit for the holidays….

Read other skits by Josie Wert – No-Thanks-Giving – family Thanksgiving skit.

Author: Josie Wert

Genre: Comedy, skit for the holidays

Type: One act, short play, skit, sketch

Cast: Cast of 6: 2M, 2F, 2N

Ages of the actors: Any – can be performed by kids up to adults

Length: Three to four minutes (two pages in total)

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Set: The living room with a Christmas tree

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – fun skit especially for teens

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Copyright © December 2018 Josie Wert and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? other skits for the holidays:

Cupid’s Bad day – skit for Valentine’s day
A Christmas Carol – very short skit on the famous play
Call of the Riled – Thanksgiving skit

X’s and O’s – five minute comedy sketch for seniors

five minute comedy sketch for seniors

X’s and O’s – FIVE MINUTE COMEDY SKETCH FOR SENIORS

X’s and O’s is a five minute comedy sketch for an older couple set on their anniversary. They’re both slightly grumpy, as older people can be when they have outgrown the need for tact. The concept of the play is one in which the only dialogue spoken is the opposite of of what the other just said. The name X’s & O’s come from thinking how, as in Tic-Tac-Toe they’re opposites, but also Kisses & Hugs.

Other plays by Greg Urbaitis – Barred – short comedy about the local barfly

Author: Greg Urbaitis and B. Kemo Hughes.

Type: Five minute comedy sketch

Genre: Sketch, comedy

Cast: 1M, 1F

Ages of the actors: Older couple

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Length: Five to ten minutes

Set: Kitchen in a low rent apartment. There is an old fashioned radio, TV, table and chairs, stove and refrigerator.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – characterization. short fun sentences emphasize the nature of the couple

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Copyright © December 2018 Greg Urbaitis, B. Kemo Hughes and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this sketch? Other 5 minute comedy sketches for you to enjoy

A Likely Story – 5 minute comedy sketch about being the employee behind a till in a shop
EPN, BC – short comedy about well, what the title says
Sketches – a selection of comedy and drama sketches for teens

JULEO AND ROMIET – skit on Romeo and Juliet

skit on romeo and juliet

JULEO AND ROMIET – SKIT ON ROMEO AND JULIET

Short skit on Romeo and Juliet in which the ill fated couple from the town of Blurona meet and get secretly married. All the boring bits are cut out from the ever so long play (yawn) to focus on the final scene….the DEATH SCENE. It’s the Friar’s fault really. Having persuaded Romiet to drink his potion to fake her death, he finds that Juleo is missing (oh no!) and so he sets off in search of him to let him know it is only a trick, only to leave Juleo to find the “dead” Romiet, and stab himself in the heart thinking she is dead. So far so good. However Romiet wakes up, sees the plot has gone horribly wrong and decides to consult the original Shakespearean version to find out what happened, only to die of boredom!

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits by the duo – My Little Mermaid

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit on Romeo and Juliet

Genre: Comedy, skits, sketches

Length: Very short skit only 1.5 pages in total. Three minutes.

Cast: Cast of 4. Narrator, Friar and ill fated couple 2M, 1F, 1N

Ages of the actors: Age 12 up

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Set: Black box set. PROPS: Small bottle, fake retractable knife, Shakespeare book, chair

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – easy fun skit for all ages

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Copyright © September 2018 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits and plays on a similar subject:

A Tale of Two Balconies – one act modern Romeo and Juliet comedy
One Hot Knight – comedy skit for 4 actors
The Duel – comedy sketch for two actors

No-Thanks-Giving – skit about Thanksgiving

skit about thanksgiving

NO-THANKS-GIVING – SKIT ABOUT THANKSGIVING

It’s Thanksgiving. That same wonderful Holiday that comes round every year when all the family get together, and lovingly give thanks for all their blessings and eat some succulent melt-in-the-mouth turkey, tenderly made by mom. Well, that’s what they’d like you to think, wouldn’t they?  What’s the reality? Grandma is in tears, the kids are rolling their eyes and playing on their phones, mom’s ever so dry turkey just won’t go down even after that fiftieth chew and half the family is M.I.A. in this skit about Thanksgiving for nine people.

Author: Josie Wert

Type: Comedy skit

Genre: Skit about Thanksgiving

Cast: 3F, 3M, 3 kids

Ages of the actors: Can be played by kids up. Funnier if all played by kids or all adults.

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Length: 3.5 – 4 minutes (2 pages in total)

Set: A table at Thanksgiving

Level of difficulty: 7/10 Characterization – playing typical American style family members

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Copyright © September 2018 Josie Wert and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other fun seasonal skits:

Call of the Riled – short skit for Thanksgiving
Cupid’s bad day – skit for Valentine’s day
A Christmas Carol – very short Christmas Carol skit

Family Separation – a dark comedy skit about parents separating. From their kids

dark comedy skit

FAMILY SEPARATION – A DARK COMEDY SKIT ABOUT PARENTS SEPARATING. FROM THEIR KIDS.

When Andrew and Andrea set their kids, Fran and Francis down at the table to talk about something important, the kids naturally assume their parents are going to get a divorce. After all, they have been fighting an awful lot. So it comes as a huge shock when their parents inform them that, yes, they are legally separating, but, no, it’s not from each other, but from their kids. After all, the kids are the source of the problems they’ve been having, really. Without them, they’d have more money and even be able to go on that holiday they’d always wanted. Of course they’d have to move out. Who?  Why? Well, Andrew and Andrea are really attached to the house so it should be the kids that go. Simple? Of course it is! A dark comedy skit about parents separating from their kids.

Other skits by Peter Keel – Bad news, Pluto!

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Dark comedy skit

Genre: Comedy, family, skit, sketch

Cast: 2M 2F

Ages of the actors: 2 teens 2 parents

Suitable for: Teens up to watch and perform

Length: 7 minutes

Set: Kitchen table/family room

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun easy skit – hard to keep a straight face!

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Copyright © August 2018 Peter Keel and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits, sketches and dark comedies about family:

Sketches – a collection of comedy and drama sketches for teens
A house of dolls – 10 minute script about a crazy family
Something’s got to give – full length family comedy

You Wanted To See Me? Comedy sketch about being late for work

comedy sketch about being late for work

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?  COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT BEING LATE FOR WORK

Roger is a guy with a problem. A problem that’s recently become more and more noticeable to his line manager. What is it? Well -in the past two months he’s been late for work pretty much three days out of five. For a number of reasons. The usual ones – his alarm didn’t go off and his car wouldn’t start. And…those that are a little less usual, such as having a flock of giant bunnies gallop past his window one morning and being mugged for his travel card by a man in a dress. Not to mention the dognapping for half a million pounds he was recently involved in. The thing is – every single one of these reasons is true. Completely true. And today he’s being called to the big boss’s office to have a little meeting about it in this comedy sketch about being late for work.

The author will allow workshopping of the language in the script to make it more local to the area is it being staged.

Other plays by award winning playwright Claire Linda Demmer – Waiting – two hander ten minute comedy about being stuck in the queue to go to the toilet.

Author: Claire Linda Demmer

Type: Comedy sketch about being late for work

Genre: Comedy, one act, sketch

Length: Seven minutes

Cast: Cast of 2, Roger should be male but Mr Smith could be either gender

Ages of the actors: 1 middle aged to older, 1 younger to middle aged

Suitable for: Adults – language, one reference to sex . This can be edited out if younger performers are to stage it.

Set: A typical manger’s office. There is a single door leading into the office. There is a desk with a phone and a sheaf of papers which the manager will consult. There are two chairs – both armchairs. The one armchair for Roger should have those narrow type of arms that look a bit flimsy.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – this play can make use of physical comedy to add to the humour if the performers wish to.

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Copyright © July 2018 Claire Demmer and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Others like it:

The Call Centre – comedy sketch about a call centre for 3 actors
A Likely story – 5 minute comedy filler
Trump – American nightmare – Trump comedy sketch

Trump – I’m not a RACIST! Skit

Donald Trump skit

TRUMP – I’M NOT RACIST! TRUMP RACIST SKIT

Donald Trump is sitting tweeting one day, when a very nervous Press Secretary enters, saying that they need to talk. About? “Well – about the allegations.” “Allegations?” “That you’re racist. Racist?!!!!” Trump is flabbergasted. He can’t be racist. Most of his staff are Mexicans. So he can’t be. And he eats at Taco Bell. And he lets the black guy win at The Apprentice sometimes. Donald sets out to set things right in the only way he knows how in this Trump racist skit.

Other Trump skits by Demarquis – Trump – American Nightmare!

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Type: Short comedy skit about Donald Trump

Genre: Comedy, political, skit, satire, Trump racist skit

Cast: 2M or 1M/1F

Ages of the actors: Adult

Length: Two minutes. This is a short skit. The entire play is two pages long.

Suitable for: All ages to watch and younger teens up to perform

Set: Donald Trump’s office

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – characterization as actors are playing a well known specific role.

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Copyright © July 2018 Demarquis Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and short comedies of a similar vein:

Mother – a comedy about being a little too PC because your mother isn’t
Attorney skit – we’ll get what you paid for
The chicken or the egg – a political satire script

Dueling Chefs – short skit for 3 people

short skit for 3 people

DUELING CHEFS – SHORT SKIT FOR 3 PEOPLE

Once upon a time, two chefs started a cooking show together. Fast forward to now.  Time has passed and things have, well, soured a bit.  One is definitely more famous than the other. One is the better chef. One looks better on TV. Period. It’s actually a matter of opinion who is. But they both think they are. And tonight on live television, things are about to get nasty in this short skit for 3 people.

Duelling Chefs has been written twice – one for an all female and one for an all male cast, depending on who is available.

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. How to launch a kid’s comedy club – book of skits by Lois and Kelly.

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit for 3 people.

Genre: Comedy, skit

Cast: 3F or 3M

Ages of the actors: Suitable for older kids say aged 11 up to adults

Suitable for: All ages to watch

Length: 2 minutes. (The skit is only 1 page long so people who purchase the skit will only get another 1/2 a page when they get their download)

Set: Black box set with 2 chef’s hats, 2 aprons, 2 bowls, 2 wooden spoons, small table, referee shirt & whistle.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 easy fun skit for kids and teens

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Copyright © June 2018 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits you will love:

My Little mermaid – skit on The Little mermaid
bad News, Pluto – comedy sketch about Pluto. Yup he’s not a planet
Sunday in the park with phil, two person skit for adults about true love

The audition – funny short play for a cast of three about an audition

short comedy for 3 people

THE AUDITION – FUNNY SHORT PLAY FOR A CAST OF THREE – ABOUT AN AUDITION

It’s always nerve wracking going to audition for a part in a play. Getting the words right, coming across the way you think the directors want you to come across. And when they simply look bored, its ten times worse. So when Misty arrives at her audition and they give her just ten minutes to prepare, she wants to scream. Until she finds out she has to. Scream, that is. Scream as though her audition depended on it. It does. A funny short play for a cast of three.

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Ham Sandwich Theatre, MB, Canada – 2018

Read about playwright Jean Blasiar. Other plays – Sticky – a short farcical comedy about a cheating husband by Jean Blasiar.

Author: Jean Blasiar

Genre: Comedy, sketch

Type: Funny short play for a cast of three

Cast: 2F, 1M

Ages of the actors: Two middle aged, one in her twenties

Suitable for: All ages to watch and teens up to perform

Length: 5-7 minutes

Set: Six folding chairs are in the back of the room. On a desk, stage right, is a pile of “sides” for the audition. A sign above the “sides” says, “Take one.”

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a good pair of lungs

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Copyright © May 2018 Jean Blasiar and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other plays about auditions you may also enjoy:

Gorgeous – a one act comedy about the worst audition in the world
Bob – minute comedy sketch about a slightly retarded man going for an audition. Or is he??
Matter Matters – two writers in a biplane trying to come up with script ideas

Bad news, Pluto – comedy sketch for ten actors

comedy sketch for ten actors

BAD NEWS, PLUTO – COMEDY SKETCH FOR TEN ACTORS

It’s the annual planetary meeting and the planets are awaiting the arrival of Pluto, the ninth planet. Or at least until last week. Now Pluto has been reclassified and it’s their job to let him know that from this day forward Pluto will no longer be considered a real planet, merely a dwarf planet in this comedy sketch for ten actors.

But there are perks. After all, the dwarf planets get to hold their own dwarf planetary meeting, too. At a club. With beer and strippers. Maybe being a dwarf planet won’t be so bad after all…

Read other comedy skits – The Masked Avenger by Peter Keel

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Comedy sketch for ten actors

Genre: Comedy, skits, sketches

Cast: Ten – the main 8 planets can be any sex, but it is assumed that Ceres and Pluto are male.

Ages of the actors: Adult

Suitable for: Adults – some suggestive comments and language

Length: Just under ten minutes

Set: A row of 9 chairs on a stage

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – short snappy lines – it’s all about delivery

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Copyright © April 2018 Peter Keel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

A Likely Story – 5 minute comedy sketch/filler
Sunday in the Park with Phil – sketch about true love in any form!
Trump:Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – Donald Trump skit

By Faith – Christian Skits

Christian skits

BY FAITH – CHRISTIAN SKITS

A short Christian skit about having faith and what having faith means. A young man who doesn’t believe in any God meets a pastor on the road who demonstrates to him what Faith is and what it means.

A short one and a half page skit suitable for Bible study groups, Sunday school and other Christian church groups.

Read other sketches by Demarquis – Trump – American Nightmare.

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Type: Short Christian skits

Genre: Comedy skit or sketch, specifically Christian

Cast: 2M, two males but could easily be played by either sex

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids up

Length: 1 and a half minutes

Set: Black box stage – it’s meant to be a road or sidewalk

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – easy short skit.

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Copyright © March 2018 Demarquis Johnson and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits suitable for Christian kids and groups:

Orphan Antsy – skit on the musical Annie
Little Red Walking Hood Hood – skit on little red riding hood
Handsome and Griddle – skit on Hansel and Gretel

One Hot Knight – short comedy skit for 4 actors

short comedy skit for 4 actors

ONE HOT KNIGHT – SHORT COMEDY SKIT FOR 4 ACTORS

It’s not always easy being a knight. Slaying dragons, rescuing maidens – well, it’s all in a day’s work. But it’s all worth it when he gets the maiden in the end. Not the dragon. After accidentally slaying the maiden. You could call it a very steep learning curve in this short comedy skit for 4 actors….

Other skits – Disharmony commercial – short skit about a dating agency by best selling comedy writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Skit, comedy

Genre: Short comedy skit for 4 actors

Cast: 4 – maiden, dragon, knight, narrator

Ages of the actors: Older kids up

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 3 minutes (1.5 pages in total)

Set: Anywhere – supposed to be outside dragon’s lair. PROPS: Knight’s tunic, sword, “dragon” head, hand mirror

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – fun easy short skit for all ages

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Copyright © February 2018 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and sketches you may enjoy:

Hell Froze over – comedy sketch about what happens to sports the day hell actually freezes over
My Little Mermaid – skit on the famous story – The Little Mermaid
Sunday in the park with Phil – true love knows no form!

A likely story – five minute comedy filler

five minute comedy filler

A LIKELY STORY – FIVE MINUTE COMEDY FILLER SKETCH

In this five minute comedy filler, Miss Hastings is summoned to the manager’s office after a series of unfortunate events starting with the purchase of twelve expensive cashmere sweaters with tiny buttons. Now the very same twelve expensive cashmere sweaters with tiny buttons result in a chain of events leading to amoungst other things a colleague copping a feel of Miss Hasting’s breast, a large spider, a sexual harassment suit and a run on the store with a mass return of the same cashmere sweaters.

Now what has Miss Hastings to say for herself?

PRODUCTION HISTORYIndependent Production, Naples, FL, USA – 2018

Read about playwright Jean Blasiar. Other short comedy plays – “Read about it” by Jean.

Author: Jean Blasiar

Type: Five minute comedy thriller, one act, comedy sketch

Genre: Comedy, sketch

Cast: 1M 1F

Ages of the actors: M – 40’s, F 20-30’s

Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults up to perform

Length: Five minutes

Set: A desk and chair and a carpet in front of it. A typical office

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – comedic reactions

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Copyright © December 2017 Jean Blasiar and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other comedy sketches and fillers:

Hell Froze Over – one act comedy sketch about sports
Would you let me finish? Skit for two women
The Duel – Ten Minute Comedy Sketch