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Little Miss Muffet skit

little miss Muffet skit

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SKIT

Once upon a time, little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet. Hang on, what’s a tuffet? Hmmm …. turns out even the narrator doesn’t know. Moving on: “Eating her curds and whey. ” Hang on! Her order hasn’t even come yet! What kind of diner is this anyway? “Sorry, I’m coming!” yells the waitress as the narrator resigns. And let’s not even mention the problem with the spider in this Little Miss Muffet skit.

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Author: Lois Corcoran

Type: Skit

Genre: Comedy skit or sketch

Length: 1-2 minutes. The skit itself is only a page in length.

Cast: 4-5

Ages of the actors: Children, Kids, teens, adults

Suitable for: All ages

Set: Table & chair, giant spider, bowl, frilly dress for Ms. Muffet, waitress costume

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short, fun easy Little Miss Muffet skit

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Copyright © June 2019 Lois Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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JULEO AND ROMIET – skit on Romeo and Juliet

skit on romeo and juliet

JULEO AND ROMIET – SKIT ON ROMEO AND JULIET

Short skit on Romeo and Juliet in which the ill fated couple from the town of Blurona meet and get secretly married. All the boring bits are cut out from the ever so long play (yawn) to focus on the final scene….the DEATH SCENE. It’s the Friar’s fault really. Having persuaded Romiet to drink his potion to fake her death, he finds that Juleo is missing (oh no!) and so he sets off in search of him to let him know it is only a trick, only to leave Juleo to find the “dead” Romiet, and stab himself in the heart thinking she is dead. So far so good. However Romiet wakes up, sees the plot has gone horribly wrong and decides to consult the original Shakespearean version to find out what happened, only to die of boredom!

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit on Romeo and Juliet

Genre: Comedy, skits, sketches

Length: Very short skit only 1.5 pages in total. Three minutes.

Cast: Cast of 4. Narrator, Friar and ill fated couple 2M, 1F, 1N

Ages of the actors: Age 12 up

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Set: Black box set. PROPS: Small bottle, fake retractable knife, Shakespeare book, chair

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – easy fun skit for all ages

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Copyright © September 2018 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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Judge Chewout – a courtroom skit

courtroom skit

JUDGE CHEWOUT – A COURTROOM SKIT

In this courtroom skit, Diana, a not too bright girl has accused her idiot boyfriend Max (whose IQ matches her own perfectly) of trying to kill her. He of course denies it. Unfortunately for the couple, they have gotten Judge Chewout (the most bad tempered judge in the entire world) to hear their case. Max gets up to defend himself and surprise surprise – it turns out he was right. He couldn’t have killed her and the suitcase full of money proves it.

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Courtroom skit

Genre: Comedy, teens, church, skits

Cast: 1M, 1F, 3N

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids to adults to both watch and perform

Length: 3 minutes (one and a half pages)

Set: Props: Black robes, gavel, microphone, briefcase, 5 chairs

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short fun easy skit to do.

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Copyright © August 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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We’ll get what you paid for – Attorney Skit

attorney skit

WE’LL GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR – ATTORNEY SKIT

Ever felt aggrieved after being to the doctor? Did they sell you something you didn’t need? Did they sell you something you did need but it didn’t work? Look no further. You are about to come into boatloads of hard cash in this attorney skit!!

At least that’s how the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe lawyers see it. A very short skit about the way everybody sues everybody nowadays and how it actually doesn’t work!

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Southern Cross Catholic College, Queensland, Australia – 2019

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Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Very short comedy skit (two minutes) – 1.5 pages

Genre: Skit, comedy, one act plays

Cast: 4 – any genders

Ages of the actors: Older kids and up

Suitable for: All ages, older kids and up

Set: None, or black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun easy skit for older kids with a nice play on words

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Copyright © May 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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My little mermaid – Skit on The Little Mermaid

skit on the little mermaid

MY LITTLE MERMAID – SKIT ON THE LITTLE MERMAID

In this skit on The Little mermaid, Arial, our little mermaid (Not to be confused with the font) has her eye set on Prince Error (an unfortunate name that he couldn’t really help) who is a human. The only way she can get married to him and have lots of little merchildren is to become human. Since she is just sixteen, she just doesn’t have a checking account or even a credit card so she gives the evil sea queen, ”Umbrella” her voice as payment.

But the story ends well – she gets her voice back. Although she kind of sounds like Pinky Pie, nobody minds, really. As long as she doesn’t sing. Ever!! And they live happily ever after.

Production History

High Point Academy, Fort Worth, USA – 2017
The Heath Theatre group, Runcorn, UK – 2018

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Skit on fairy tales, short skit

Genre: Comedy, one acts, skits

Cast: 2F, 4M and 1N.

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 4 minutes

Set: Any, at director’s discretion

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – comedy characterization

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Copyright © January 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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The Masked Avenger – superhero skit

superhero skit

THE MASKED AVENGER – SUPERHERO SKIT

When there’s danger….he’ll come. When there’s a damsel in distress….he’ll come. When there’s life threatening circumstances….he’ll be there to save the day. All you need to do to call him is to give the super signal in this superhero skit.

But one day, two policeman get to reminiscing about old times and working with The Masked Avenger. The fact that they’re in the same vicinity as the super signal seems too good to be true. So….they press it. What happens next?

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Short one act comedy play, skit.

Genre: Superhero skit

Cast: 3M

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Seven minutes

Set: The rooftop

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a funny skit for three actors. Characterization.

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Copyright © December 2016 Peter Keel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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One fine day in the operating room – short medical skit

short medical skit

ONE FINE DAY IN THE OPERATING ROOM – SHORT MEDICAL SKIT

In this short medical skit, set in the operating room, a team of incompetent medical staff including a surgeon, nurse and anesthesiologist and of course the unfortunate patient are being filmed for a brand new live television show, “Operation TV. ” Although viewers are warned that the show may be a bit ‘too intense’ for some people, it seems that operation TV is a success because no one likes watching a doc mess up more than a live TV audience.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A VERY SHORT SKIT AND THE WHOLE SCRIPT IS JUST 1 PAGE LONGER THAN THE SAMPLE SCRIPT

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Orchard Valley Middle School, NJ, USA – 2019

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Genre: Short medical skit

Type: Skit

Cast: 2M 1F 2N

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 3-4 minutes

Set: An operating room. A table for the patient to lie on is a minimum. Some normal tools – hammer, screwdriver are needed.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – an easy short funny skit

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Copyright © February 2016 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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Little Red Walking Hood – little red riding hood skit

little red riding hood skit

LITTLE RED WALKING HOOD – LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SKIT

In this skit on the traditional fairy tale, “Little Red Riding Hood,” Little Red is forced by her mother to take goodies to granny’s house, even though her mother is very well aware of the nasty vicious wolf lurking in the forest between them. This smacks of child abuse to Little Red, but, hey, off she goes, encounters the wolf, naturally. It turns out that the wolf wants her to pay him to escort her through the dangerous woods, but since he doesn’t take visa, they part ways. Until granny’s house…

Note: This little red riding hood skit is two pages long.

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Madison #1 Middle School, AZ, USA – 2019

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short little red riding hood skit

Genre: Comedy

Cast: 3F 1M 2N.

Length: 3-4 minutes

Ages of the actors: Any

Suitable for: All ages

Set: A chair is needed to represent a bed

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun skit for the whole family

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Copyright December 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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Handsome and Griddle – funny short skit

funny short skit

HANDSOME AND GRIDDLE – FUNNY SHORT SKIT

When Handsome and Griddle’s henpecked father conveniently ‘loses’ them in the forest because their stepmother needs ‘her sanity,’ the local witch finds them and takes them home for a nice bath in her cauldron. She’s had to give up her lovely gingerbread cottage because the property taxes were killing her, but she plans to cook them anyway…

PRODUCTION HISTORY

The heath drama group, Runcorn, UK – 2019

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Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Funny short skit

Genre: Fairytale skits

Cast: Cast of 6, 2M 3F 1N

Ages of the actors: Any age of actors – can be performed by children to adults or a mix

Suitable for: Suitable for all ages, great for schools, churches, scouts, clubs and just for fun

Length: 4 minutes long

Set: Simple set – cauldron/picture of one needed

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – easy fun skit for everyone

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Copyright © September 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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Orphan Antsy – Skit on The Musical Annie

 

skit on the musical annie

ORPHAN ANTSY – SKIT ON THE MUSICAL ANNIE

A four to five minute funny skit on the musical Annie for a cast of 7-10 people. Spoof on the syrupy sweet musical ‘Annie,’ in which a girl wearing a red wig gets borrowed from Miss Shenanigan’s orphanage for one week by a Mr Oliver Warbutts. After the week is up and they try to return her because her singing is getting on their nerves, they are unsurprised to hear that the orphanage doesn’t really want her back. Desperate to get rid of her, Oliver Warbutts finds her real parents, who couldn’t take the singing either, but will put up with her for 50 000 big ones!

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Chelford Players, Cheshire, UK – 2017
Arts and Communications Magnet Academy, Oregon, USA – 2017
Tara School, New South Wales, Australia – 2019

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Performance History

Arts and Communications Magnet Academy, Oregon, USA – 2017

Author: Lois Corcoran

Genre: Comedy spoof, skit

Type: Short skit

Cast: 7-10 actors

Ages of the actors: Child to adult, can be played by any age as it is a skit.

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 4-5 minutes long

Set: Black box or simple set

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun easy skit for everyone

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Copyright © August 2015 Lois Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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