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X’s and O’s – five minute comedy sketch for seniors

five minute comedy sketch for seniors

X’s and O’s – FIVE MINUTE COMEDY SKETCH FOR SENIORS

X’s and O’s is a five minute comedy sketch for an older couple set on their anniversary. They’re both slightly grumpy, as older people can be when they have outgrown the need for tact. The concept of the play is one in which the only dialogue spoken is the opposite of of what the other just said. The name X’s & O’s come from thinking how, as in Tic-Tac-Toe they’re opposites, but also Kisses & Hugs.

Other plays by Greg Urbaitis – Barred – short comedy about the local barfly

Author: Greg Urbaitis and B. Kemo Hughes.

Type: Five minute comedy sketch

Genre: Sketch, comedy

Cast: 1M, 1F

Ages of the actors: Older couple

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Length: Five to ten minutes

Set: Kitchen in a low rent apartment. There is an old fashioned radio, TV, table and chairs, stove and refrigerator.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – characterization. short fun sentences emphasize the nature of the couple

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Cost is $4 for this short comedy sketch

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Copyright © December 2018 Greg Urbaitis, B. Kemo Hughes and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this sketch? Other 5 minute comedy sketches for you to enjoy

A Likely Story – 5 minute comedy sketch about being the employee behind a till in a shop
EPN, BC – short comedy about well, what the title says
Sketches – a selection of comedy and drama sketches for teens

Hell Froze Over – Comedy Script about Sports

comedy script about sports

HELL FROZE OVER – COMEDY SCRIPT ABOUT SPORTS

What are the perfect conditions for every American sports fan’s dreams to come true? Why, a temperature drop, of course in this comedy script about sports.

One so low that OJ Simpson (almost) finally confesses, Fahrenheit so
chilly that Magic Johnson is declared HIV free and thermometers correctly reflecting the icy ‘nature’ of things, to the degree that Tom Brady comes clean about Deflate gate. But this could only be a
reality if the temperature was affected in one place specifically, ahem, hell to be exact. On this day, in this sketch comedy, hell froze over and everything in the sporting world went to shit- AKA ….
mushrooms. So, have YOU ever wondered what would happen if hell were to freeze over? Find out tonight on the Chicago Radio- err – rather from Anchors 1, 2 and 3 in the play, Hell Froze Over.

Don’t hold your breath…No actually, today, feel free to do so!

Read other plays by Demarquis – Out on a Date – a comedy about dating, and twitter, and facebook and tumblr..and…

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Type: One act, ten minute comedy sketch

Genre: Comedy script about sports

Main Characters: 4F/M and a variety of celebrity callers. They can be done by one talented actor or a variety.

Ages of the actors: Teen to Adult

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Ten minutes

Set: A Radio Studio

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – movement as the actors would generally be sitting which can get static.

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Cost is $6.50 for this digital play script

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Copyright © Demarquis Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other plays about sports and hell

ESPN, B.C. Script for teens (all mimed) about sports
Alice in Football land – teen Alice in Wonderland cum football game!
Blasphemous rumours – full length drama comedy about landing up in hell

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The Duel – ten minute comedy for two actors

ten minute comedy for two actors

THE DUEL – TEN MINUTE COMEDY FOR TWO ACTORS

In this ten minute comedy for two actors, a valiant knight (who may be slightly past it in age) comes across a knight of a similar age. Being such a brave knight, he decides the thing to do is to challenge the other knight to a duel.

But you can’t just do that without protocol. You have to have a reason first. In these cases, the best thing to do is to start with a small insult. About his mother. Being a Saxon. If that doesn’t work, then perhaps telling him all about yourself and your mighty exploits throughout the land may help to inspire him to fight you. For example, how many dragons you singlehandedly vanquished, how many maidens you rescued from eternal imprisonment and how many of your mortal enemies died under your sword. That sort of thing.

But what do you do if the other knight does exactly the same thing?

Author: Jake Doberenz

Genre: Short comedy scripts

Type: Ten minute comedy for two actors

Cast: 2M

Ages of the actors: Middle aged to older but can easily be played by younger actors with makeup

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Seven to ten minutes

Set: Anywhere

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – humour that is slightly ridiculous and over the top makes for a very funny easy play to stage.

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Cost is $9.00 for this digital play script

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Copyright © August 2016 Jake Doberenz and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other similar ten minute comedies:

Hossback – satire with cowboys in the olde west
Odin and Christ – short comedy for the non religious out there
Street theatre – short comedy for three actors set in a diner

 

The Dane – ten minute comedy plays

ten minute comedy plays

THE DANE – TEN MINUTE COMEDY PLAYS

Two stuck up veteran actors are waiting for the final audition for the part of Hamlet. They are waiting on a third actor, who just happens to be the young handsome lead for a well known local medical drama. When he arrives, it becomes apparent that the young actor actually knows very little about Shakespeare (But he did some in high school.) At first, the the two veterans are not amused, but then they decide to mess with him, thinking that he would never get the part, being so unskilled. However, their plans go awry when it turns out that the director plans to give the part to the handsome young actor in spite of all that, because he thinks it will attract an audience. And that on top of that, he wants them to help the young actor get the part.

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Reading School, Reading, United Kingdom – 2017
Massanutten Military Academy, VA, USA – 2017
Waukee High School, Friday Night Live, IA, USA – 2017
Green Place Theatre Company, Glasgow, Scotland, UK – 2018

Author: James O’Sullivan

Type: Ten minute comedy plays

Genre: One act comedy script

Cast: Written for 4M but can be 3M 1F

Ages of the actors: 2 middle aged, one young, 1 any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Ten minutes

Set: Three chairs are required

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a funny, easy play that plays on characterization

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Cost is $9.00 for this digital 10 minute comedy script

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Copyright © March 2016 James O’Sullivan and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other ten minute comedies:

Barred – short one act play about drunk people outside a bar
Gray matters – monologue by the guy who runs your brain for you
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