WOKE COFFEE – A COMEDY ABOUT BEING OFFENDED!!

When Sophie innocently enters the coffee shop to buy a coffee she has no idea what she is in for. The coffee shop is run by people who are completely woke (and then some)(and then some more). She innocently asks for a decaf, stating how good it is for the body and is met by ‘We don’t body shame here.’ The two employees at the coffee shop then take out their phones and start filming her. Desperately back peddling, she asks for a white coffee because she likes that more than black. Wrong thing to say. She tries to take it back by saying she really loves brown sugar, not white! Wrong thing again. It gets worse and worse – and Sophie can say nothing right at all! In fact the only way she can escape the madness is to divert their attention onto the next poor bastard to enter the shop. Unfortunately it’s her husband… Let’s hope he forgives her later! A comedy about being OFFENDED!

Other plays by British playwright Simon Parker:

The Wish – Comedy about three teenage boys and a Genie
Ooze Monster – drama about mental illness
Chauffeur Driven – short British drama about a spoiled teenage boy and his driver

Author: Simon Parker

Type: One act Play

Genre: Comedy Sketch, comedy about being OFFENDED!

Cast: 3N 1F 1M

Ages of the actors: All young, teens up

Suitable for: All ages to watch and teens up to perform

Length: Seven Minutes

Set: A small independent coffee shop, empty of customers but clean and tidy. Jazz music plays, pro communist posters adorn the walls. THREE employees work behind the counter. Each with bright neon dyed hair, one pink, one blue and the other green. Each is wearing a political messaged t-shirt in big bold letters.

Level of Difficulty: 7/10 – this is satire so should be played subtly for best comic effect

Read a Sample of the Script

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