Satan Can’t Have my Fried Chicken – Dark Comedy Play Script

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Father Seacrest has decided to go into business for himself and has opened his own fried chicken joint with the help of Sister Blanche, his business partner. He’s also opened a funeral parlor across the street. While he manages the funeral parlor, Sister Blanche manages the fried chicken joint. It’s all working very well in this dark comedy script.

Now as you all (should) know, the Colonel’s secret 11 herbs and spices are what has kept his chicken joint in business for nearly 100 years now. So Father Seacrest has come up with his own angle, his own secret ingredient, something that makes his fried chicken extra juicy and tender.

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SATAN CAN’T HAVE MY FRIED CHICKEN – DARK COMEDY PLAY SCRIPT (Digital Script)

Father Seacrest has decided to go into business for himself and has opened his own fried chicken joint with the help of Sister Blanche, his business partner. He’s also opened a funeral parlor across the street. While he manages the funeral parlor, Sister Blanche manages the fried chicken joint. It’s all working very well in this dark comedy play script.

Now as you all (should) know, the Colonel’s secret 11 herbs and spices are what has kept his chicken joint in business for nearly 100 years now. So Father Seacrest has come up with his own angle, his own secret ingredient, something that makes his fried chicken extra juicy and tender. And what better place to source it than over the road? After all, why shouldn’t the funeral business ‘help’ the chicken business? Pity about those pesky cops nosing around. But maybe he’ll placate them with some nice legs. And I don’t mean Sister Blanche’s!

Read the prequel to this story – If God ate Fried Chicken – where Father Seacrest and Sister Blanche go out on a date. To a chicken joint of course!

Author: Timothy Starnes

Type: One act play

Genre: Dark comedy play script

Length: Ten to Fifteen minutes

Cast: 1M 1F and two N

Ages of the actors: Adult

Suitable for: Adults to watch and perform

Set: A mildly-well dressed office. A “desk”,
center-stage is made of an oversized coffin, with
a high-backed chair behind it. Tubing comes out
from the coffin, leading offstage. A simple floor
lamp and potted plant sit on either side of the
“desk.”

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – getting the dark comedy style correct

Read a Sample of the Script

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Satan Can’t Have My fried Chicken

Copyright © June 2020 Timothy Starnes and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other plays of a similar vein:

Frederick J. Prescott. Short Comedy Script about a funeral
The LITTLE things. Comedy about the penis
A Cut above the Rest – one act farce for stage

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