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Static – short female monologue about working out

short female monologue about working out


Picture the following scenario: You hate…no, you loathe exercise. You just don’t see the point – for you it’s all pain and very little gain. And those fitness buffs? The people who talk about the rush they get when they’re exercising as if they actually enjoy it?  Hate them too.

So imagine your complete and utter surprise when you’re set up on a blind date with a personal trainer. The horror. Poor guy – he just has no idea what’s about to come down on him.

A funny short female monologue about working out (and hating it).


Arizona Young Artist competition, AZ, USA – 2018

Author: Macee Binns

Type: Short female monologue

Genre: Comedic piece for women

Cast: 1F

Age of the actress: Young adult to middle aged

Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults to perform

Length: 4-5 minutes (Two pages)

Set: Black box theatre or at director’s discretion

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a fun easy piece that builds as it goes on

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Cost is $8.50 for this produced digital monologue. Just click Shakespeare!!

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Static

Copyright © September 2017 Macee Bins and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other funny monologues to enjoy:

What the old guy said – hysterically funny senior monologue
Gray Matters – funny monologue about the guy that runs your brain
Guy meets girl – monologue about the monologue in a guy’s head

What the old guy said – very funny senior monologue

funny senior monologue


In this very funny senior monologue, Carney, a typical old guy (complete with all the usual complaints about everything including the government, foreign people and his medication) gets up and, well starts to complain. At first you think he’s just going on a bit. But when it gets to the part about being arrested for being a suspected bomber, as well as for for indecent exposure after being assaulted by a German Shepherd with his pants down in the clinic whilst having a colonoscopy, well you just have to read it. And pick yourself up off the floor afterwards. It’s so funny.


North Hawaii Players, Hawaii, USA – 2018

Read about playwright Leon Kaye. 

Read The worst law firm in Merry Old England – a full length farcical play by Leon.

Author: Leon H. Kaye

Genre: Comedy, funny senior monologue

Type: One act play, sketch, monologue

Cast: One male actor

Age of the actor: 76

Suitable for: PG 10

Length: Eight to ten minutes

Set: No set – a stage

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – remembering dialogue and comic timing/pacing

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $6.50 for this new digital play script

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about What The Old Guy Said

Copyright © February 2017 Leon Kaye and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other funny monologues for you:

In the Hut – funny Irish monologues for men
Guy meets girl – one hander comedy routine – about dating and nerves
Gray Matters – short funny monologue about the guy who runs your brain