Static – short female monologue about working out

short female monologue about working out


Picture the following scenario: You hate…no, you loathe exercise. You just don’t see the point – for you it’s all pain and very little gain. And those fitness buffs? The people who talk about the rush they get when they’re exercising as if they actually enjoy it?  Hate them too.

So imagine your complete and utter surprise when you’re set up on a blind date with a personal trainer. The horror. Poor guy – he just has no idea what’s about to come down on him.

A funny short female monologue about working out (and hating it).


Arizona Young Artist competition, AZ, USA – 2018

Author: Macee Binns

Type: Short female monologue

Genre: Comedic piece for women

Cast: 1F

Age of the actress: Young adult to middle aged

Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults to perform

Length: 4-5 minutes (Two pages)

Set: Black box theatre or at director’s discretion

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a fun easy piece that builds as it goes on

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Cost is $9.00 for this produced digital monologue. Just click Shakespeare!!

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Copyright © September 2017 Macee Bins and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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