STATIC – SHORT FEMALE MONOLOGUE ABOUT WORKING OUT
Picture the following scenario: You hate…no, you loathe exercise. You just don’t see the point – for you it’s all pain and very little gain. And those fitness buffs? The people who talk about the rush they get when they’re exercising as if they actually enjoy it? Hate them too.
So imagine your complete and utter surprise when you’re set up on a blind date with a personal trainer. The horror. Poor guy – he just has no idea what’s about to come down on him.
A funny short female monologue about working out (and hating it).
PRODUCTION HISTORY
Arizona Young Artist competition, AZ, USA – 2018
Author: Macee Binns
Type: Short female monologue
Genre: Comedic piece for women
Cast: 1F
Age of the actress: Young adult to middle aged
Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults to perform
Length: 4-5 minutes (Two pages)
Set: Black box theatre or at director’s discretion
Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a fun easy piece that builds as it goes on
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Cost is $8.50 for this produced digital monologue. Just click Shakespeare!!
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