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Donald Trump skit

TRUMP – I’M NOT RACIST! TRUMP RACIST SKIT

Donald Trump is sitting tweeting one day, when a very nervous Press Secretary enters, saying that they need to talk. About? “Well – about the allegations.” “Allegations?” “That you’re racist. Racist?!!!!” Trump is flabbergasted. He can’t be racist. Most of his staff are Mexicans. So he can’t be. And he eats at Taco Bell. And he lets the black guy win at The Apprentice sometimes. Donald sets out to set things right in the only way he knows how in this Trump racist skit.

Other Trump skits by Demarquis – Trump – American Nightmare!

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Type: Short comedy skit about Donald Trump

Genre: Comedy, political, skit, satire, Trump racist skit

Cast: 2M or 1M/1F

Ages of the actors: Adult

Length: Two minutes. This is a short skit. The entire play is two pages long.

Suitable for: All ages to watch and younger teens up to perform

Set: Donald Trump’s office

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – characterization as actors are playing a well known specific role.

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $4.00 for this digital skit

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Trump – I’m not a Racist! skit

Copyright © July 2018 Demarquis Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and short comedies of a similar vein:

Mother – a comedy about being a little too PC because your mother isn’t
Attorney skit – we’ll get what you paid for
The chicken or the egg – a political satire script

Children's, Skits

By Faith – Christian Skits

March 4, 2018 Demmer Dewan Leave a comment

Christian skits

BY FAITH – CHRISTIAN SKITS

A short Christian skit about having faith and what having faith means. A young man who doesn’t believe in any God meets a pastor on the road who demonstrates to him what Faith is and what it means.

A short one and a half page skit suitable for Bible study groups, Sunday school and other Christian church groups.

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Port Lincoln High School, Australia – 2020

Read other sketches by Demarquis – Trump – American Nightmare.

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Type: Short Christian skits

Genre: Comedy skit or sketch, specifically Christian

Cast: 2M, two males but could easily be played by either sex

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids up

Length: 1 and a half minutes

Set: Black box stage – it’s meant to be a road or sidewalk

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – easy short skit.

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $4 for this short Christian digital skit

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about By Faith

Copyright © March 2018 Demarquis Johnson and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits suitable for Christian kids and groups:

Orphan Antsy – skit on the musical Annie
Little Red Walking Hood Hood – skit on little red riding hood
Handsome and Griddle – skit on Hansel and Gretel

Comedies, One act plays, Skits

Trump: American Nightmare – short Donald Trump skit

November 15, 2017 Demmer Dewan Leave a comment

short Donald Trump skit

DONALD TRUMP: AMERICAN NIGHTMARE – SHORT DONALD TRUMP SKIT

It’s the night before the election results are announced and Donald Trump’s second worst nightmare is about to come true (The worst nightmare being his hair thinning a little on the top). The second worst nightmare is that he’s terribly, terribly afraid that he’s actually going to be made President – something he really doesn’t want at all. He never expected it to happen and now it looks like it’s about to come to pass. What will he do?

In a thoughtless moment he calls Hillary and Bill and tries to bargain with them, even bribing Bill with interns in a moment of desperation. But will they succumb in this short Donald Trump skit?

Other comedies by Demarquis – Out on a Date – the comedy about dumping someone and social media knowing about it before you do it.

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Genre: Short Donald Trump skit

Type: Comedy skit or sketch, one act

Cast: 2M, 2F, 2N

Ages of the actors: Teen up.

Suitable for: Teens up

Length: 4-5 minutes

Set: Black box set. A laptop/tablet and a phone are needed

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – Impersonating famous people convincingly and with humor

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $4.50 for this short Donald Trump skit

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Trump: American Nightmare

Copyright © November 2017 Demarquis Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other political skits for you to enjoy:

Ye’ll vote for me – Irish political skit
Trump:wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue
Attorney skit – we’ll get what you paid for!

Comedies, One act plays, Skits

Trump: Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – Trump comedy sketch

March 2, 2017 Demmer Dewan Leave a comment

trump comedy sketch

TRUMP: WOLF OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE – TRUMP COMEDY SKETCH

In this Trump comedy sketch, Donald trump is taken before “The Committee” to review his appointment as President of the United States and to tell him that nobody wants him. He can’t go back to The Apprentice – they don’t want him. American Idol already have Simon Cowell, so they don’t need Trump as well.

Whilst Trump furiously tweets to his followers (all 25% of America) how everybody is being mean to him, the committee decides his fate. And in his own words (well almost) – He’s fired!!

But how does he take it?

Other plays – Hell Froze Over – a comedy about sports by Demarquis Lamar Johnson.

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Genre: Trump comedy sketch

Type: Skit or sketch, one act

Cast: Anything from Three actors up

Ages of the actors: Adult but could be funny with a committee of kids in suits

Suitable for: Older kids to adult to both watch and perform

Length: 5 minutes

Set: At director’s discretion. Most likely a desk with committee seated behind it. Cell phones needed.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 accurate portrayal of Donald Trump

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $4.50 for this short digital comedy sketch or skit

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Trump: Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue

Copyright © March 2017 Demarquis Lamar Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other political comedies, sketches and skits

Mother – a short comedy piece about being politically incorrect in this day and age
Ye’ll vote for me – Irish political comedy sketch

Comedies, Pantomimes or Fairytales, Teens

Hell Froze Over – Comedy Script about Sports

November 24, 2016 Demmer Dewan Leave a comment

comedy script about sports

HELL FROZE OVER – COMEDY SCRIPT ABOUT SPORTS

What are the perfect conditions for every American sports fan’s dreams to come true? Why, a temperature drop, of course in this comedy script about sports.

One so low that OJ Simpson (almost) finally confesses, Fahrenheit so
chilly that Magic Johnson is declared HIV free and thermometers correctly reflecting the icy ‘nature’ of things, to the degree that Tom Brady comes clean about Deflate gate. But this could only be a
reality if the temperature was affected in one place specifically, ahem, hell to be exact. On this day, in this sketch comedy, hell froze over and everything in the sporting world went to shit- AKA ….
mushrooms. So, have YOU ever wondered what would happen if hell were to freeze over? Find out tonight on the Chicago Radio- err – rather from Anchors 1, 2 and 3 in the play, Hell Froze Over.

Don’t hold your breath…No actually, today, feel free to do so!

Read other plays by Demarquis – Out on a Date – a comedy about dating, and twitter, and facebook and tumblr..and…

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Type: One act, ten minute comedy sketch

Genre: Comedy script about sports

Main Characters: 4F/M and a variety of celebrity callers. They can be done by one talented actor or a variety.

Ages of the actors: Teen to Adult

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Ten minutes

Set: A Radio Studio

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – movement as the actors would generally be sitting which can get static.

Read a Sample of the Script

Cost is $7.50 for this digital play script. Just Click Shakespeare!

Contact Off The Wall Plays with any queries about Hell Froze Over

Like this play? Other plays about sports and hell

ESPN, B.C. Script for teens (all mimed) about sports
Alice in Football land – teen Alice in Wonderland cum football game!
Blasphemous rumours – full length drama comedy about landing up in hell

Dramas, One act plays, Romance

Out on a date – a short romantic comedy

March 13, 2016 Demmer Dewan Leave a comment

OUT ON A DATE – SHORT ROMANTIC COMEDY

That’s the thing about living in this day and age – we’ve become dependent on the technology that we invented. Our lives are now on our devices and social media sites, for everyone to see. So much so, that a simple date night turns into a bit of a fiasco for Jack and Margo, who have been together five years. Thanks for social media and a not too careful boyfriend, Margo has found out that Jack has been cheating on her, with her own boss, and plans her revenge and break up with Jack at a local romantic restaurant. A play that can be played either as a drama or as a comedy depending on how it is directed.

The unwitting Jack is about to find out in this short romantic drama is that revenge is a dish best served socially: #revengeontwitter #revengeonfacebook #dateniterevengeoninstagram #cheatersrevengeontumblr!!!!

PRODUCTION HISTORY

Conifer High School, CO, USA – 2018
St. Charles North High School, IL, USA – 2019

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Genre: Short romantic drama

Type: One act play

Cast: 2M 2F but can easily be 1M 3F actors

Ages of the actors: Young adult to thirties

Length: 7-10 minutes

Suitable for: All ages

Set: A table at a romantic restaurant

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – easy play that can be either a drama or a comedy depending on how it is played.