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Bad news, Pluto – comedy sketch for ten actors

comedy sketch for ten actors

BAD NEWS, PLUTO – COMEDY SKETCH FOR TEN ACTORS

It’s the annual planetary meeting and the planets are awaiting the arrival of Pluto, the ninth planet. Or at least until last week. Now Pluto has been reclassified and it’s their job to let him know that from this day forward Pluto will no longer be considered a real planet, merely a dwarf planet in this comedy sketch for ten actors.

But there are perks. After all, the dwarf planets get to hold their own dwarf planetary meeting, too. At a club. With beer and strippers. Maybe being a dwarf planet won’t be so bad after all…

Read other comedy skits – The Masked Avenger by Peter Keel

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Comedy sketch for ten actors

Genre: Comedy, skits, sketches

Cast: Ten – the main 8 planets can be any sex, but it is assumed that Ceres and Pluto are male.

Ages of the actors: Adult

Suitable for: Adults – some suggestive comments and language

Length: Just under ten minutes

Set: A row of 9 chairs on a stage

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – short snappy lines – it’s all about delivery

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Copyright © April 2018 Peter Keel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

A Likely Story – 5 minute comedy sketch/filler
Sunday in the Park with Phil – sketch about true love in any form!
Trump:Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – Donald Trump skit

By Faith – Christian Skits

Christian skits

BY FAITH – CHRISTIAN SKITS

A short Christian skit about having faith and what having faith means. A young man who doesn’t believe in any God meets a pastor on the road who demonstrates to him what Faith is and what it means.

A short one and a half page skit suitable for Bible study groups, Sunday school and other Christian church groups.

Read other sketches by Demarquis – Trump – American Nightmare.

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Type: Short Christian skits

Genre: Comedy skit or sketch, specifically Christian

Cast: 2M, two males but could easily be played by either sex

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids up

Length: 1 and a half minutes

Set: Black box stage – it’s meant to be a road or sidewalk

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – easy short skit.

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Cost is $4 for this short Christian digital skit

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Copyright © March 2018 Demarquis Johnson and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits suitable for Christian kids and groups:

Orphan Antsy – skit on the musical Annie
Little Red Walking Hood Hood – skit on little red riding hood
Handsome and Griddle – skit on Hansel and Gretel

One Hot Knight – short comedy skit for 4 actors

short comedy skit for 4 actors

ONE HOT KNIGHT – SHORT COMEDY SKIT FOR 4 ACTORS

It’s not always easy being a knight. Slaying dragons, rescuing maidens – well, it’s all in a day’s work. But it’s all worth it when he gets the maiden in the end. Not the dragon. After accidentally slaying the maiden. You could call it a very steep learning curve in this short comedy skit for 4 actors….

Other skits – Disharmony commercial – short skit about a dating agency by best selling comedy writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Skit, comedy

Genre: Short comedy skit for 4 actors

Cast: 4 – maiden, dragon, knight, narrator

Ages of the actors: Older kids up

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 3 minutes (1.5 pages in total)

Set: Anywhere – supposed to be outside dragon’s lair. PROPS: Knight’s tunic, sword, “dragon” head, hand mirror

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – fun easy short skit for all ages

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Copyright © February 2018 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and sketches you may enjoy:

Hell Froze over – comedy sketch about what happens to sports the day hell actually freezes over
My Little Mermaid – skit on the famous story – The Little Mermaid
Sunday in the park with Phil – true love knows no form!

A likely story – five minute comedy filler

five minute comedy filler

A LIKELY STORY – FIVE MINUTE COMEDY FILLER SKETCH

In this five minute comedy filler, Miss Hastings is summoned to the manager’s office after a series of unfortunate events starting with the purchase of twelve expensive cashmere sweaters with tiny buttons. Now the very same twelve expensive cashmere sweaters with tiny buttons result in a chain of events leading to amoungst other things a colleague copping a feel of Miss Hasting’s breast, a large spider, a sexual harassment suit and a run on the store with a mass return of the same cashmere sweaters.

Now what has Miss Hastings to say for herself?

Read about playwright Jean Blasiar. Other short comedy plays – “Read about it” by Jean.

Author: Jean Blasiar

Type: Five minute comedy thriller, one act, comedy sketch

Genre: Comedy, sketch

Cast: 1M 1F

Ages of the actors: M – 40’s, F 20-30’s

Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults up to perform

Length: Five minutes

Set: A desk and chair and a carpet in front of it. A typical office

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – comedic reactions

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Copyright © December 2017 Jean Blasiar and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other comedy sketches and fillers:

Hell Froze Over – one act comedy sketch about sports
Would you let me finish? Skit for two women
The Duel – Ten Minute Comedy Sketch

So Easy a Caveman can do it – short skit about inventing the wheel

skit about inventing the wheel

SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT – SHORT SKIT ABOUT INVENTING THE WHEEL

Grok just invent wheel. Using only a rock and, er another rock. (But it was a Phillips rock) . And he’s very proud of it. Zorg not interested – he dig hole to catch girl for prom night. However (But) Grok not realise (know) he need things like insurance for his wheel. Dis wheel making thing more complicated (hard/difficult) than Grok think (knew). So he gets girl and goes off over the mountain on the wheel to get insurance. But Grok did not know he need seatbelts (To keep the girl from falling off) in this short skit about inventing the wheel.

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits by Lois and Kelly – Judge Chewout – scary or not?

Author: Lois and Kelly Cocoran

Type: Skit, comedy, one act

Genre: Short skit about inventing the wheel

Cast: 3 – 2M 1F

Ages of the actors: Older kids up to adults

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Length: Two – three minutes (1.5 pages)

Set: Blackbox set. PROPS: Horn hats, shovel, cardboard wheel, cell phone, caveman costumes

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun easy skit for all to enjoy.

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Copyright © Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

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Attorney skit – we’ll get what you paid for!
Cupid’s bad day – skit for valentine’s day
The Masked Avenger – superhero comedy skit

Trump: American Nightmare – short Donald Trump skit

short Donald Trump skit

DONALD TRUMP: AMERICAN NIGHTMARE – SHORT DONALD TRUMP SKIT

It’s the night before the election results are announced and Donald Trump’s second worst nightmare is about to come true (The worst nightmare being his hair thinning a little on the top). The second worst nightmare is that he’s terribly, terribly afraid that he’s actually going to be made President – something he really doesn’t want at all. He never expected it to happen and now it looks like it’s about to come to pass. What will he do?

In a thoughtless moment he calls Hillary and Bill and tries to bargain with them, even bribing Bill with interns in a moment of desperation. But will they succumb in this short Donald Trump skit?

Other comedies by Demarquis – Out on a Date – the comedy about dumping someone and social media knowing about it before you do it. 

Author: Demarquis Johnson

Genre: Short Donald Trump skit

Type: Comedy skit or sketch, one act

Cast: 2M, 2F, 2N

Ages of the actors: Teen up.

Suitable for: Teens up

Length: 4-5 minutes

Set: Black box set. A laptop/tablet and a phone are needed

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – Impersonating famous people convincingly and with humor

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Cost is $4.50 for this short Donald Trump skit

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Copyright © November 2017 Demarquis Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other political skits for you to enjoy:

Ye’ll vote for me – Irish political skit
Trump:wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue
Attorney skit – we’ll get what you paid for!

Would you let me fin……………………………..ish? Skit for two women

skit for two women

WOULD YOU LET ME FIN……….ish? SKIT FOR TWO WOMEN

A skit for two women about a semi famous psychic, Martha and her ardent fan, Amy.  Amy who is just walking down the street bumps into Martha and instantly recognizes her from her book, “Psychic Dreams and Premonitions.” They get to talking, although to be fair, neither lets the other finish her sentences, and keeps interrupting the other.

Amy, who fancies herself as an amateur psychic tells Martha about her most recent dream. About Martha. Martha starts out with an interpretation but doesn’t get a chance to respond.  Then Amy does the same thing until they are both slightly annoyed with each other.  Martha decides to get rid of Amy. But how will Martha she do it?  Well, in the most elaborate way possible. Using a psychic vision, of course!

Read about playwright Leon Kaye. Other skits and sketches by Leon (What the old guy said – hilarious monologue).

Author: Leon Kaye

Type: Comedy skit for two women, comedy sketch

Genre: Two person skit, comedy

Cast: 2F

Ages of the actors: In their thirties

Suitable for: All ages to watch and adults to perform

Length: 8 minutes

Set: The street.

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Copyright © August 2017 Leon Kaye and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this two person skit? Other fun skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

Art Talk – sketch for three people about 2 snooty people and a pleb in an art gallery
Dis-harmony commercial – short skit about a dating agency
The Duel – short skit for two older gentlemen who are (were) valiant knights

Judge Chewout – a courtroom skit

courtroom skit

JUDGE CHEWOUT – A COURTROOM SKIT

In this courtroom skit, Diana, a not too bright girl has accused her idiot boyfriend Max (whose IQ matches her own perfectly) of trying to kill her. He of course denies it. Unfortunately for the couple, they have gotten Judge Chewout (the most bad tempered judge in the entire world) to hear their case. Max gets up to defend himself and surprise surprise – it turns out he was right. He couldn’t have killed her and the suitcase full of money proves it.

Read about co authors Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits – One Fine Day in the Operating Room by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Courtroom skit

Genre: Comedy, teens, church, skits

Cast: 1M, 1F, 3N

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids to adults to both watch and perform

Length: 3 minutes (one and a half pages)

Set: Props: Black robes, gavel, microphone, briefcase, 5 chairs

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short fun easy skit to do.

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Copyright © August 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits for you to giggle your way through:

Trump:Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – THE skit
The Masked Avenger – superhero skit
Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek. Obviously

Sunday in the park with Phil – two person skit

two person skit

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH PHIL – TWO PERSON SKIT

A two-person skit for 1M 1F (or two M) in which Phil and Dee are sitting in the park discussing the recent death and funeral of Diane, who had been with Phil for twelve years. Phil was very attached to Diane and talks about her life to Dee, who knew her as well. The skit leads the audience into believing at the beginning that Diane was Phil’s spouse, but when he starts to talk about her great hips and shiny coat, you realize a lot more about who or what Diane really was!!

Read about playwright Leon Kaye. Read other short plays by Leon (What the Old guy said – very funny senior monologue) .

Author: Leon Kaye

Type: Two person skit, short skit

Genre: Skits, sketches, comedies, one act plays

Cast: 1M, 1F

Ages of the actors: Adult

Length: 5 minutes at most

Suitable for: All ages both to perform and to watch

Set: Park Bench

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – initially appears to be a drama, then it turns into a comedy

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Copyright © Leon Kaye and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other two person skits and short plays to enjoy:

Call of the Riled = skit for Thanksgiving
101 ways to dump someone in 5 minutes
Ye’ll vote for me = short Irish political skit

We’ll get what you paid for – Attorney Skit

attorney skit

WE’LL GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR – ATTORNEY SKIT

Ever felt aggrieved after being to the doctor? Did they sell you something you didn’t need? Did they sell you something you did need but it didn’t work? Look no further. You are about to come into boatloads of hard cash in this attorney skit!!

At least that’s how the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe lawyers see it. A very short skit about the way everybody sues everybody nowadays and how it actually doesn’t work!

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits – My Little Mermaid – a skit on The Little Mermaid by Lois and Kelly.

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Very short comedy skit (two minutes) – 1.5 pages

Genre: Skit, comedy, one act plays

Cast: 4 – any genders

Ages of the actors: Older kids and up

Suitable for: All ages, older kids and up

Set: None, or black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun easy skit for older kids with a nice play on words

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Copyright © May 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other super skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

Hell Froze over – comedy sketch about sport
Sketches – a collection of comedy and drama sketches for teens
Doctor Duplicate – short medical skit

Trump: Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – Trump comedy sketch

trump comedy sketch

TRUMP: WOLF OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE – TRUMP COMEDY SKETCH

In this Trump comedy sketch, Donald trump is taken before “The Committee” to review his appointment as President of the United States and to tell him that nobody wants him. He can’t go back to The Apprentice – they don’t want him. American Idol already have Simon Cowell, so they don’t need Trump as well.

Whilst Trump furiously tweets to his followers (all 25% of America) how everybody is being mean to him, the committee decides his fate. And in his own words (well almost) – He’s fired!!

But how does he take it?

Other plays – Hell Froze Over – a comedy about sports by Demarquis Lamar Johnson.

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Genre: Trump comedy sketch

Type: Skit or sketch, one act

Cast: Anything from Three actors up

Ages of the actors: Adult but could be funny with a committee of kids in suits

Suitable for: Older kids to adult to both watch and perform

Length: 5 minutes

Set: At director’s discretion. Most likely a desk with committee seated behind it. Cell phones needed.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 accurate portrayal of Donald Trump

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Cost is $4.50 for this short digital comedy sketch or skit

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Copyright © March 2017 Demarquis Lamar Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other political comedies, sketches and skits

Mother – a short comedy piece about being politically incorrect in this day and age
Ye’ll vote for me – Irish political comedy sketch
Nicer Republicans – short political satire

My little mermaid – Skit on The Little Mermaid

skit on the little mermaid

MY LITTLE MERMAID – SKIT ON THE LITTLE MERMAID

In this skit on The Little mermaid, Arial, our little mermaid (Not to be confused with the font) has her eye set on Prince Error (an unfortunate name that he couldn’t really help) who is a human. The only way she can get married to him and have lots of little merchildren is to become human. Since she is just sixteen, she just doesn’t have a checking account or even a credit card so she gives the evil sea queen, ”Umbrella” her voice as payment.

But the story ends well – she gets her voice back. Although she kind of sounds like Pinky Pie, nobody minds, really. As long as she doesn’t sing. Ever!! And they live happily ever after.

Read more about best selling skit writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Read some more material of Lois and Kelly’s – Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Skit on fairy tales, short skit

Genre: Comedy, one acts, skits

Cast: 2F, 4M and 1N.

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 4 minutes

Set: Any, at director’s discretion

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – comedy characterization

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Copyright © January 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Have a look at some other really great skits for the holidays:

The Masked Avenger – Superhero skit
Launching a Kid’s comedy club – book of skits
Ye’ll Vote for Me – short Irish Political skit

The Masked Avenger – superhero skit

superhero skit

THE MASKED AVENGER – SUPERHERO SKIT

When there’s danger….he’ll come. When there’s a damsel in distress….he’ll come. When there’s life threatening circumstances….he’ll be there to save the day. All you need to do to call him is to give the super signal in this superhero skit.

But one day, two policeman get to reminiscing about old times and working with The Masked Avenger. The fact that they’re in the same vicinity as the super signal seems too good to be true. So….they press it. What happens next?

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Short one act comedy play, skit.

Genre: Superhero skit

Cast: 3M

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Seven minutes

Set: The rooftop

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a funny skit for three actors. Characterization.

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Copyright © December 2016 Peter Keel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits for you to enjoy:

Orphan Antsy – skit on Annie the Musical
Sketches – selection of comedy and drama sketches for teens
Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek

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Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek

skit on star trek

START WRECK – SKIT ON STAR TREK

In this short skit on Star Trek, the starship boldly goes (again) where no man (make that WOMAN) has gone before. With Snotty beating up the captain and a member of the crew inexplicably dying of something weird every episode, it’s not surprising that the ship finally crash lands in a somewhat familiar place in this two to three minute short skit.

Read more about bestselling playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. See their best skits compiled in a skit book – Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit

Length: Two to three minutes

Cast: Cast of six – 4M 2F

Ages of the actors: Kids to adults

Suitable for: All ages

Set: Any. Black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – fun easy skit for all ages

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Copyright © October 2016 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Have a look at some of our other skits from our skit page:

Disharmony Commercial – short skit about a dating agency
Ye’ll vote for me – short Irish political skit
One Fine Day in the Operating Room – short medical skit

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Doctor Duplicate – short medical skit

short medical skit

DOCTOR DUPLICATE – SHORT MEDICAL SKIT

In this short, giggle filled medical skit, a doctor miraculously cures his patients – by taking their symptoms onto himself. When they’re sick, he gets their cold and cures them. When they stutter, he stammers his way to a cure for them. As the day goes on it gets funnier as the symptoms persist, one on top of the other. But when a pregnant lady arrives – well that’s just a bit too much for the good doctor!

Read about skit writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other medical skits – One fine day in the operating room by Lois and Kelly.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A VERY SHORT SKIT AND THE WHOLE SCRIPT IS JUST 1 PAGE LONGER THAN THE SAMPLE SCRIPT

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Genre: Comedy, skit

Type: Skit

Cast: Cast of six. One should be female, the rest can be any gender. The doctor would work well as a male due to the humour

Suitable for: Skit for all ages, church groups, scout groups, schools

Length: Three to four minutes long

Set: A doctor’s office

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun easy skit

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Copyright © July 2016 Lois Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

Disharmony Commercial – short skit about a dating agency
Well I never! Comedy sketch for three women
Launching a kid’s comedy club – book of skits

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