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Sunday in the park with Phil – two person skit

two person skit

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH PHIL – TWO PERSON SKIT

A two-person skit for 1M 1F (or two M) in which Phil and Dee are sitting in the park discussing the recent death and funeral of Diane, who had been with Phil for twelve years. Phil was very attached to Diane and talks about her life to Dee, who knew her as well. The skit leads the audience into believing at the beginning that Diane was Phil’s spouse, but when he starts to talk about her great hips and shiny coat, you realize a lot more about who or what Diane really was!!

Read about playwright Leon Kaye. Read other short plays by Leon (What the Old guy said – very funny senior monologue) .

Author: Leon Kaye

Type: Two person skit, short skit

Genre: Skits, sketches, comedies, one act plays

Cast: 1M, 1F

Ages of the actors: Adult

Length: 5 minutes at most

Suitable for: All ages both to perform and to watch

Set: Park Bench

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – initially appears to be a drama, then it turns into a comedy

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Copyright © Leon Kaye and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other two person skits and short plays to enjoy:

Call of the Riled = skit for Thanksgiving
101 ways to dump someone in 5 minutes
Ye’ll vote for me = short Irish political skit

We’ll get what you paid for – Attorney Skit

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WE’LL GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR – ATTORNEY SKIT

Ever felt aggrieved after being to the doctor? Did they sell you something you didn’t need? Did they sell you something you did need but it didn’t work? Look no further. You are about to come into boatloads of hard cash in this attorney skit!!

At least that’s how the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe lawyers see it. A very short skit about the way everybody sues everybody nowadays and how it actually doesn’t work!

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits – My Little Mermaid – a skit on The Little Mermaid by Lois and Kelly.

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Very short comedy skit (two minutes) – 1.5 pages

Genre: Skit, comedy, one act plays

Cast: 4 – any genders

Ages of the actors: Older kids and up

Suitable for: All ages, older kids and up

Set: None, or black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun easy skit for older kids with a nice play on words

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Cost is $4.00 for this short attorney skit

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Copyright © May 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other super skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

Hell Froze over – comedy sketch about sport
Sketches – a collection of comedy and drama sketches for teens
Doctor Duplicate – short medical skit

Trump: Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – Trump comedy sketch

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TRUMP: WOLF OF PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE – TRUMP COMEDY SKETCH

In this Trump comedy sketch, Donald trump is taken before “The Committee” to review his appointment as President of the United States and to tell him that nobody wants him. He can’t go back to The Apprentice – they don’t want him. American Idol already have Simon Cowell, so they don’t need Trump as well.

Whilst Trump furiously tweets to his followers (all 25% of America) how everybody is being mean to him, the committee decides his fate. And in his own words (well almost) – He’s fired!!

But how does he take it?

Other plays – Hell Froze Over – a comedy about sports by Demarquis Lamar Johnson.

Author: Demarquis Lamar Johnson

Genre: Trump comedy sketch

Type: Skit or sketch, one act

Cast: Anything from Three actors up

Ages of the actors: Adult but could be funny with a committee of kids in suits

Suitable for: Older kids to adult to both watch and perform

Length: 5 minutes

Set: At director’s discretion. Most likely a desk with committee seated behind it. Cell phones needed.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 accurate portrayal of Donald Trump

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Copyright © March 2017 Demarquis Lamar Johnson and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other political comedies, sketches and skits

Mother – a short comedy piece about being politically incorrect in this day and age
Ye’ll vote for me – Irish political comedy sketch
Nicer Republicans – short political satire

My little mermaid – Skit on The Little Mermaid

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MY LITTLE MERMAID – SKIT ON THE LITTLE MERMAID

In this skit on The Little mermaid, Arial, our little mermaid (Not to be confused with the font) has her eye set on Prince Error (an unfortunate name that he couldn’t really help) who is a human. The only way she can get married to him and have lots of little merchildren is to become human. Since she is just sixteen, she just doesn’t have a checking account or even a credit card so she gives the evil sea queen, ”Umbrella” her voice as payment.

But the story ends well – she gets her voice back. Although she kind of sounds like Pinky Pie, nobody minds, really. As long as she doesn’t sing. Ever!! And they live happily ever after.

Read more about best selling skit writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Read some more material of Lois and Kelly’s – Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Skit on fairy tales, short skit

Genre: Comedy, one acts, skits

Cast: 2F, 4M and 1N.

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 4 minutes

Set: Any, at director’s discretion

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – comedy characterization

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Copyright © January 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Have a look at some other really great skits for the holidays:

The Masked Avenger – Superhero skit
Launching a Kid’s comedy club – book of skits
Ye’ll Vote for Me – short Irish Political skit

The Masked Avenger – superhero skit

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THE MASKED AVENGER – SUPERHERO SKIT

When there’s danger….he’ll come. When there’s a damsel in distress….he’ll come. When there’s life threatening circumstances….he’ll be there to save the day. All you need to do to call him is to give the super signal in this superhero skit.

But one day, two policeman get to reminiscing about old times and working with The Masked Avenger. The fact that they’re in the same vicinity as the super signal seems too good to be true. So….they press it. What happens next?

Author: Peter Keel

Type: Short one act comedy play, skit.

Genre: Superhero skit

Cast: 3M

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Seven minutes

Set: The rooftop

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – a funny skit for three actors. Characterization.

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Copyright © December 2016 Peter Keel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits for you to enjoy:

Orphan Antsy – skit on Annie the Musical
Sketches – selection of comedy and drama sketches for teens
Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek

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Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek

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START WRECK – SKIT ON STAR TREK

In this short skit on Star Trek, the starship boldly goes (again) where no man (make that WOMAN) has gone before. With Snotty beating up the captain and a member of the crew inexplicably dying of something weird every episode, it’s not surprising that the ship finally crash lands in a somewhat familiar place in this two to three minute short skit.

Read more about bestselling playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. See their best skits compiled in a skit book – Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short skit

Length: Two to three minutes

Cast: Cast of six – 4M 2F

Ages of the actors: Kids to adults

Suitable for: All ages

Set: Any. Black box set

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – fun easy skit for all ages

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Copyright © October 2016 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Have a look at some of our other skits from our skit page:

Disharmony Commercial – short skit about a dating agency
Ye’ll vote for me – short Irish political skit
One Fine Day in the Operating Room – short medical skit

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Doctor Duplicate – short medical skit

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DOCTOR DUPLICATE – SHORT MEDICAL SKIT

In this short, giggle filled medical skit, a doctor miraculously cures his patients – by taking their symptoms onto himself. When they’re sick, he gets their cold and cures them. When they stutter, he stammers his way to a cure for them. As the day goes on it gets funnier as the symptoms persist, one on top of the other. But when a pregnant lady arrives – well that’s just a bit too much for the good doctor!

Read about skit writers Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other medical skits – One fine day in the operating room by Lois and Kelly.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A VERY SHORT SKIT AND THE WHOLE SCRIPT IS JUST 1 PAGE LONGER THAN THE SAMPLE SCRIPT

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Genre: Comedy, skit

Type: Skit

Cast: Cast of six. One should be female, the rest can be any gender. The doctor would work well as a male due to the humour

Suitable for: Skit for all ages, church groups, scout groups, schools

Length: Three to four minutes long

Set: A doctor’s office

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun easy skit

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Copyright © July 2016 Lois Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits and sketches for you to enjoy:

Disharmony Commercial – short skit about a dating agency
Well I never! Comedy sketch for three women
Launching a kid’s comedy club – book of skits

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Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club – book of skits

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LAUNCHING A KID’S COMEDY CLUB – BOOK OF SKITS

Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club is a full length book that not only contains over 100 pages of skits for you to enjoy and act out, but also step by step instructions for just about anything related to drama and kids. From how to make basic costumes and props, including useful links, to how to video and use movie maker to edit your videos, how to write your own skits, how to act out skits as well as how to launch a kid’s comedy club! (Obviously)

Each skit comes with a basic props list (with easy to find things you have at home or can easily make) and stage directions and most of the skits are written for a few actors at a time, so that everyone involved can take part.

Written by one of our bestselling skit writers, Lois Corcoran, this book is great for those who are just looking for a set of skits to perform at their club, church group or school, and also for those people more into drama, props and script writing.

Because this is actually a whole book and not a script, it will be available in digital format as usual, but can also be ordered as a printed version for your bookshelf.
All profits from this book will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital

Included in the book:

Airport Insecurity

Are We There Yet?

Belly and the Beast

Cinder-Smella

Doctor Duplicate

Dr. Joker & Mr. Hide-and-Seek

Face-blech Skit

Freezin’

Froggy Prince

Geezer of Oz

Genie Skit

Grin-Smoke

Hairy Plumber

Hiding

Jack and the Beano

Juleo & Romiet

Law Firm Commercial

Little Shack in the Back

Nasty Drew

One Hot Knight

Orphan Antsy

Prince and the Poor Schmuck

Ripe Van Wrinkle

Rob-and-hide

Robinson Clueless

Santa Skit

Sure-thing Homes

Snow Bank and Some Vertically Challenged People

Start Wreck

Tame Sawyer

Tar-zit

Tex Mex

Thanksgiving Skit

Three Little Hogs

Time Machine

Wheel Make a Fortune

Wrinkle-Stilson

MINI-PLAY – Chronicles of Blarnia

Author: Lois Corcoran

Type: Book of skits

Genre: ”How to” books, comedies, skits, drama club

Length: Each skit in the book is about 3-4 minutes long and there is one longer play in four scenes, which is about 10 minutes long. There are 100 pages of skits and the rest of the book is instructional.

Suitable for: Kids (children), teenagers, drama class, drama teachers, schools, church groups, scouts and family gatherings.

Read an example of one of the skits, Orphan Antsy

Excerpt from the book – giving kids the confidence to act with Ice Breakers

Excerpt from book about basic costumes and home made props




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Copyright © 2016 Lois Corcoran

Read some of out other skits by Lois:

Call of the Riled – short skit for Thanksgiving
One fine day in the operating room – medical skit
Handsome and Griddle

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One fine day in the operating room – short medical skit

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ONE FINE DAY IN THE OPERATING ROOM – SHORT MEDICAL SKIT

In this short medical skit, set in the operating room, a team of incompetent medical staff including a surgeon, nurse and anesthesiologist and of course the unfortunate patient are being filmed for a brand new live television show, “Operation TV. ” Although viewers are warned that the show may be a bit ‘too intense’ for some people, it seems that operation TV is a success because no one likes watching a doc mess up more than a live TV audience.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A VERY SHORT SKIT AND THE WHOLE SCRIPT IS JUST 1 PAGE LONGER THAN THE SAMPLE SCRIPT

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits ( Disharmony commerical) by Lois and Kelly.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Genre: Short medical skit

Type: Skit

Cast: 2M 1F 2N

Ages of the actors: Any age

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 3-4 minutes

Set: An operating room. A table for the patient to lie on is a minimum. Some normal tools – hammer, screwdriver are needed.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – an easy short funny skit

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Cost is $4 for this short medical skit

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Copyright © February 2016 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other fun skits and sketches for you:

Ye’ll vote for me – short Irish political skit
God’s visit – funny sketch about saying the words, ‘Oh God!’ and then she appears
Orphan Antsy – skit on Annie, the musical show

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Little Red Walking Hood – little red riding hood skit

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LITTLE RED WALKING HOOD – LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SKIT

In this skit on the traditional fairy tale, “Little Red Riding Hood,” Little Red is forced by her mother to take goodies to granny’s house, even though her mother is very well aware of the nasty vicious wolf lurking in the forest between them. This smacks of child abuse to Little Red, but, hey, off she goes, encounters the wolf, naturally. It turns out that the wolf wants her to pay him to escort her through the dangerous woods, but since he doesn’t take visa, they part ways. Until granny’s house…

Note: This little red riding hood skit is two pages long.

Read about authors Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits – Cupid’s bad day by Lois and Kelly.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Short little red riding hood skit

Genre: Comedy

Cast: 3F 1M 2N.

Length: 3-4 minutes

Ages of the actors: Any

Suitable for: All ages

Set: A chair is needed to represent a bed

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun skit for the whole family

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Copyright December 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits in stock

Ye’ll vote for me – short political skit
Orphan Antsy – skit on the musical Annie
ESPN, B.C. – teen mimed comedy skit

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Ye’ll vote for me – short Irish political skit

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YE’LL VOTE FOR ME – SHORT IRISH POLITICAL SKIT

Short Irish political skit in which a political campaigner tries to get a crusty and grumpy old man to vote for his particular party and ends up getting a taste of his own medicine. Read about Irish playwright Mattie Lennon and also read one of Mattie’s other comedy script – In the Hut – about the life of an Irish bus driver.

Author: Mattie Lennon

Genre: Comedy, Skit

Type: Irish political skit

Cast: Cast of 2M, two male actors

Ages of the actors: Actors One young, one old

Length: Skit 4 minutes long

Suitable for: Suitable for all ages

Set: Black box set

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – conversational play

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Copyright October 2015 Mattie Lennon and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other short skits we stock:

ESPN – teen action comedy script
Cupid’s bad day – skit for Valentine’s day
Art talk – comedy skit for 3 actors

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Handsome and Griddle – funny short skit

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HANDSOME AND GRIDDLE – FUNNY SHORT SKIT

When Handsome and Griddle’s henpecked father conveniently ‘loses’ them in the forest because their stepmother needs ‘her sanity,’ the local witch finds them and takes them home for a nice bath in her cauldron. She’s had to give up her lovely gingerbread cottage because the property taxes were killing her, but she plans to cook them anyway…

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits (Orphan Antsy) by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Funny short skit

Genre: Fairytale skits

Cast: Cast of 6, 2M 3F 1N

Ages of the actors: Any age of actors – can be performed by children to adults or a mix

Suitable for: Suitable for all ages, great for schools, churches, scouts, clubs and just for fun

Length: 4 minutes long

Set: Simple set – cauldron/picture of one needed

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – easy fun skit for everyone

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Cost is $4.50 for this funny short digital skit

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Copyright © September 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and short comedy scripts in stock:

Read about it – short romantic comedy where two middle aged widowed people meet at a bus stop
Call of the Riled – short skit for Thanksgiving
Bob – 5 minute comedy skits

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Orphan Antsy – Skit on The Musical Annie

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ORPHAN ANTSY – SKIT ON THE MUSICAL ANNIE

A four to five minute funny skit on the musical Annie for a cast of 7-10 people. Spoof on the syrupy sweet musical ‘Annie,’ in which a girl wearing a red wig gets borrowed from Miss Shenanigan’s orphanage for one week by a Mr Oliver Warbutts. After the week is up and they try to return her because her singing is getting on their nerves, they are unsurprised to hear that the orphanage doesn’t really want her back. Desperate to get rid of her, Oliver Warbutts finds her real parents, who couldn’t take the singing either, but will put up with her for 50 000 big ones!

Read about playwright Lois Corcoran. Other skits by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Author: Lois Corcoran

Genre: Comedy spoof, skit

Type: Short skit

Cast: 7-10 actors

Ages of the actors: Child to adult, can be played by any age as it is a skit.

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 4-5 minutes long

Set: Black box or simple set

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – fun easy skit for everyone

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Copyright © August 2015 Lois Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits in stock:

101 ways to dump someone in 5 minutes
Art Talk – comedu skits for 3 actors
Dis-harmony commercial – comedy skit about dating agency
The Call Centre – comedy sketch about insurance call centre

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Dis-harmony commercial – short comedy skits

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DIS-HARMONY COMMERCIAL – SHORT COMEDY SKITS

In this comedy skit, Neal Down, the founder of Dis-harmony.com, is doing a live shoot to promote his online dating website. Unfortunately, the testimonials do not go as planned,  but – he makes the best of a bad situation!

Read more about the authorsOther skits by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Authors: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Genre: Short comedy skits

Type: Skit, one act plays

Cast: 5 4M 1F

Ages of the actors: Adult, young adult

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Two minutes

Set: Black box set or blank stage

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – funny skit for young people

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Cost is $4.26 for this digital script

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Copyright © May 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits we stock:

The Call Centre – comedy sketch about insurance call centre
Cupid’s bad day – comedy skit for Valentine’s day
God’s visit – funny skit about God and Bob

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The Call Centre – comedy sketch about insurance call centre

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THE CALL CENTRE – COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT INSURANCE CALL CENTRE

In this fifteen minute comedy sketch, a very nervous and not all that bright trainee is being put their their training to prepare them for the big world of declining insurance claims. In fact, there doesn’t actually seem to be a situation in which the superbudget insurance company does approve a claim, as an unsuspecting client is about to find out…

Read more about playwright Claire Demmer. Other short comedy sketches by Claire.

Author: Claire Demmer

Genre: Comedy sketch, comedy skit, short comedy play

Type: One act play, comedy sketch

Length: Fifteen minutes

Cast: Three, 1-3M, 1-2F as two of the roles can be played by either sex.

Ages of the actors: Adult

Suitable for: PG 12 (language, 1 sex reference)

Set: The stage is divided into two sections. One one side there is a desk with a chair behind it. On the desk is a telephone, a large file with a number of pages inside and a laptop. One the other side there is what remains of the caller’s home. It could be anything from a blank stage to some rubble lying around. The male caller needs a mobile (cell) phone.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – character driven piece

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Copyright ©February 2015 Claire Demmer and Off the Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other short comedies that we stock:

ESPN – teen comedy scripts
insurance on the line – ten minute comedy scripts
Art talk – comedy skits for three actors

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