Category Archives: Children’s

Plays written for children or alternatively, plays that could have a child cast

Judge Chewout – a courtroom skit

courtroom skit

JUDGE CHEWOUT – A COURTROOM SKIT

In this courtroom skit, Diana, a not too bright girl has accused her idiot boyfriend Max (whose IQ matches her own perfectly) of trying to kill her. He of course denies it. Unfortunately for the couple, they have gotten Judge Chewout (the most bad tempered judge in the entire world) to hear their case. Max gets up to defend himself and surprise surprise – it turns out he was right. He couldn’t have killed her and the suitcase full of money proves it.

Read about co authors Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits – One Fine Day in the Operating Room by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Courtroom skit

Genre: Comedy, teens, church, skits

Cast: 1M, 1F, 3N

Ages of the actors: Kids up

Suitable for: Kids to adults to both watch and perform

Length: 3 minutes (one and a half pages)

Set: Props: Black robes, gavel, microphone, briefcase, 5 chairs

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – short fun easy skit to do.

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Cost is $4 for this short digital skit

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Copyright © August 2017 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this skit? Other skits for you to giggle your way through:

Trump:Wolf of Pennsylvania Avenue – THE skit
The Masked Avenger – superhero skit
Start Wreck – skit on Star Trek. Obviously

Snow Good – Snow white the pantomime

snow white the pantomime

SNOW GOOD – SNOW WHITE THE PANTOMIME

Snow Good a.k.a. Snow White The Pantomime carries a warning –  It is considered dangerous for wearers of spectacles  to attend as it’s so funny it will cause their spectacles to mist up from laughing so hard.  Spectacle cleaning cloths and extra tissues should, therefore, should be carried at every performance. Do not drive or use machinery until the spectacles have been demisted.

An hysterically funny retelling of the Snow White and the seven dwarfs fairy tale as rendered by the Goons, kicked around by Monty Python and crash landed by the Airplane I and II writers and built on this foundation a really twisted tale of jealousy, passion, sausages, stupidity and innocence brilliantly scripted by Keith Passmore.
Grandparents will role in the aisles, parents will go “ooo!” at the verbal and visual puns (of which there are many) and children will be enthralled and everyone will cheer at the end when Good, (“ooo!”) triumphs and the evil Queen is vanquished and later strangled by the Director for changing her lines, (off stage, of course.)

Read about playwright Keith Passmore. Other plays – The last time I saw Paris – parody on the whole Troy horse thing by Keith.

Author: Keith Passmore

Genre: Snow White the pantomime

Type: Two-act play

Cast: Cast of 31, as with pantos most roles can be played by either sex

Ages of the actors: Children up to adults

Suitable for: All ages to watch and perform

Length: Two hours

Set: Various – On stage are three large flats, one running L to R Upstage and the others running from slightly down both edges of this flat to DL and DR in order to create entrances and exits from UL and UR. There are three other exits namely, DL and DR.
The flats are either decorated with hooks or dressed in strips of Velcro to enable images to be affixed for certain scenes. The images to be affixed are mentioned at the beginning of each scene.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – remembering words and clear delivery of lines especially those with jokes.

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Copyright © July 2017 Keith Passmore and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other pantomimes for you to peruse and persue:

The Pied Piper of Hawaii – a.k.a trouble in the wild west – a pied piper panto
The Lost Treasure Map – a pantomime with pirates
Wotcha! Gotcha! Alice pantomime – steampunk style

The Fence – ten minute comedy about relationships

ten minute comedy about relationships

THE FENCE – TEN MINUTE COMEDY ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

In this ten minute comedy about relationships, we take a humorous look at the lives of two ordinary suburban couples. They are friends and the girls often go round to visit each other as do the guys.They are both at the time of their lives when it’s time to settle down, get married and have kids. It’s clear that that’s what they all want. Or is it?? Perhaps it’s just what they’re telling each other…

‘The fence’ examines the expectations of the girls and then the guys on the other side of the fence, taking the same situations that happen to the couples from completely opposite and funny perspectives. While explaining what happened to their friends, it can be said that the girls tend to embellish somewhat and the guys tend to over dramatize! But if you think that’s not really the case, why not read this funny script set in suburbia?  You’ll identify with it.

Read other couple based plays by James – The Things that happen in New York – a drama.

Author: James Hanson

Genre: Short comedy about relationships

Type: One act play, ten minute comedy

Cast: 2M 2F

Ages of the actors: Thirty something

Suitable for: All ages

Length: Ten minutes

Set: The backyards of two houses, separated by a fence

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – easy dialogue but comic timing is important

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Cost is $6.50 for this new digital play script about couples

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Like this play? Other couple based comedies and dramas for your perusal:

Street Theatre – one act comedy about a couple in a diner
The Ship has sailed – short drama about finally plucking up the courage to ask her out, but leaving it too late
Out on a date – a date about dating, facebook, twitter and everything!

Enchanted – plays for junior high

 

ENCHANTED – PLAYS FOR JUNIOR HIGH

In Enchanted, our favourite fairy tale princesses Cindi, Jasmine, Ariel, Ru, Belle and Snow are in desperate need of the right knight upon a mighty steed, to come to their aid in defeating the Wicked
Witch. Enter Ben (10) and Jesse (13) – two young boys. Not what you would call knights exactly, well, to be honest they are not knights at all but they are boy scouts, thank you very much and honourable even amongst real men. In this two act comedy, alliances are made, promises are broken, nasty minions are duped and good must conquer evil once again! Let’s just hope it happens before Jesse and Ben become the fairy tale itself. Plays for junior high.

Enliven, enthrall, enchant!

Author: Prince Duren

Type: Two act play, plays for junior high

Genre: Adventure, teens

Cast: Main Characters: 2 – M, 4 – F. Total cast of 15 – 2F and 7N (smaller parts may be doubled)

Ages of the actors: 10 – 14

Suitable for: Kids aged 10-15

Length: One and half hours

Set: The enchanted forest

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – full length play for younger actors

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Copyright © January 2017 Prince Duren and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other plays for older kids and younger teens:

Alice in Football land – take Alice in Wonderland and put her on a football field
Launching a Kid’s comedy club – book of skits
The lost treasure map – pantomime with pirates!

Ursula – fairytale play about a princess who becomes a bear

fairytale play about a princess

URSULA – FAIRYTALE PLAY ABOUT A PRINCESS WHO BECOMES A BEAR

Ursula is seventeen and is a prisoner, trapped inside her own castle by her father, the King. Although he does it because he wishes to protect her, Ursula wants to see the sun and explore the world, no matter how dangerous it might be. Her nurse, who is also a witch, by the way, gives her a magic cloak that, when she wears it, transports her out of the castle. But it also transforms her into a big brown bear. She almost gets shot by a Handsome prince hunting in the forest, but luckily she she can still talk, she astonishes him with her powers of speech and he takes her home to become a servant in his house. There, disguised as a bear, she gets to know him and also falls in love with him. When there is a ball, she removes her bear cloak and dances with him as a beautiful stranger.

But little does he know that his own bear and the beauty are one and the same…

‘Ursula’ is a great fairytale play for children, with a princess that’s both outlandish and a breath of fresh air. It’s a Cinderella story with flair!

There is one song in the script – music is provided by the author.

Author: Jerry Fogel

Type: One act play

Genre: Fairytale play, play about a princess

Length: Thirty to Forty minutes

Cast: 3F, 2M

Ages of the actors: Three supposed to be middle aged to older adults, two are younger

Suitable for: Children and younger teens.

Set: Two castles, the forest and a ballroom. Simple changes can easily be made

Level of difficulty: 6/10 natural speech

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Copyright © November 2016 Jerry Fogel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other fairytales for you to enjoy:

The wandering Bard’s tale – children’s one act fairytale
Shriek! the fairytale pantomime
Mirror – fairytale about a spoiled princess for younger teens

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The Lost Treasure Map – pantomime about pirates! Aargh!

pantomime about pirates

THE LOST TREASURE MAP – PANTOMIME ABOUT PIRATES

An island plays host to a group of keen yet ignorant child travellers as well as fearsome, bloodthirsty pirates in this pantomime about other group’s existence,  and both are desperate for a leader who may yet turn a disappointing start to a ‘quest’ into a true adventue and most importantly both are now in the market for lost treasure…

When the two groups finally face off, they are met with the possibility that they may have much more in common with each other than they previously thought! If that doesn’t beat lost treasure, what does? If that does not call for a song, then shiver me timbers!

Note: The script contains suggestions for various songs to be used throughout the play, but the use of these songs in the script is at the director’s discretion and the use of the script does not automatically entitle players to use the music without contacting the relevant authorities for performance rights for the songs chosen.  Songs can also be changed at the director’s discretion, as is traditional in pantomime.

Author: Keiran Nimmo

Genre: Pantomime about pirates

Type: Two act play

Cast: Children/explorers 5F 2M, Pirates: 8M (one is the dame, typically a male in female’s clothing) but in panto, male parts can often be played by female actors.

Ages of the actors: Children to adults

Suitable for: Children, all ages

Length: 70 – 80 minutes

Set: Pirate’s hideout, The beach, and some parts are performed in front of the curtains

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – Characterization.

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Copyright © September 2016 Keiran Nimmo and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other pantomimes and full children’s plays for you to enjoy:

Brookland’s blooming cats – musical for primary school
Wotcha! Gotcha! Victorian steampunk panto Alice in Wonderland
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves – traditional British Pantomime

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The Pied Piper of Hawaii (Trouble in The Wild West) – children’s one act

children's one act

THE PIED PIPER OF HAWAII (TROUBLE IN THE WILD WEST) – CHILDREN’S ONE ACT PLAY

In Curly Creek in the American wild west, the Fluffy Rats and their boss, Reg the Rat Man, live in harmony with the townsfolk and keep the town clean and tidy for them. Suddenly the peace of the town is disrupted with the arrival of Rotter Rat and his gang of Bad Rats in this children’s one act. The Mayor of Curly Creek and the townsfolk decide that they need to find a way to get rid of the Bad Rats. Unfortunately, they can’t seem to find anyone who can do the job. Perhaps the mythical Pied Piper of Hawaii could be the man to rid Curly Creek of its troublesome Bad Rats…

Read about best selling children’s playwright Kate Goddard. Other plays for kids (Alien Research) by Kate.

Author: Kate Goddard

Genre: Funny large cast children’s play

Type: Children’s one act musical play

Cast: Twenty six, many of which can either be boys or girls. For smaller classes, some of the smaller parts can be doubled up.

Ages of the actors: Primary school, junior school

Suitable for: Children

Length: Thirty five to Forty minutes as a straight script, sixty minutes if songs are included

Set: The Town of Curly Creek, in the American Wild West

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – lots of funny lines with great characters for the children to play

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Copyright © August 2016 Kate Goddard and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other great children’s plays for your year end play or drama school:

Adventures of Mojoe and Snowy in Lochloosa
The Mystery of the Missing Meatball – script for younger kids
Brookland’s Blooming Cats – large cast musical play for primary school

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Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club – book of skits

book of skits

LAUNCHING A KID’S COMEDY CLUB – BOOK OF SKITS

Launching a Kid’s Comedy Club is a full length book that not only contains over 100 pages of skits for you to enjoy and act out, but also step by step instructions for just about anything related to drama and kids. From how to make basic costumes and props, including useful links, to how to video and use movie maker to edit your videos, how to write your own skits, how to act out skits as well as how to launch a kid’s comedy club! (Obviously)

Each skit comes with a basic props list (with easy to find things you have at home or can easily make) and stage directions and most of the skits are written for a few actors at a time, so that everyone involved can take part.

Written by one of our bestselling skit writers, Lois Corcoran, this book is great for those who are just looking for a set of skits to perform at their club, church group or school, and also for those people more into drama, props and script writing.

Because this is actually a whole book and not a script, it will be available in digital format as usual, but can also be ordered as a printed version for your bookshelf.
All profits from this book will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital

Included in the book:

Airport Insecurity

Are We There Yet?

Belly and the Beast

Cinder-Smella

Doctor Duplicate

Dr. Joker & Mr. Hide-and-Seek

Face-blech Skit

Freezin’

Froggy Prince

Geezer of Oz

Genie Skit

Grin-Smoke

Hairy Plumber

Hiding

Jack and the Beano

Juleo & Romiet

Law Firm Commercial

Little Shack in the Back

Nasty Drew

One Hot Knight

Orphan Antsy

Prince and the Poor Schmuck

Ripe Van Wrinkle

Rob-and-hide

Robinson Clueless

Santa Skit

Sure-thing Homes

Snow Bank and Some Vertically Challenged People

Start Wreck

Tame Sawyer

Tar-zit

Tex Mex

Thanksgiving Skit

Three Little Hogs

Time Machine

Wheel Make a Fortune

Wrinkle-Stilson

MINI-PLAY – Chronicles of Blarnia

Author: Lois Corcoran

Type: Book of skits

Genre: ”How to” books, comedies, skits, drama club

Length: Each skit in the book is about 3-4 minutes long and there is one longer play in four scenes, which is about 10 minutes long. There are 100 pages of skits and the rest of the book is instructional.

Suitable for: Kids (children), teenagers, drama class, drama teachers, schools, church groups, scouts and family gatherings.

Read an example of one of the skits, Orphan Antsy

Excerpt from the book – giving kids the confidence to act with Ice Breakers

Excerpt from book about basic costumes and home made props




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Copyright © 2016 Lois Corcoran

Read some of out other skits by Lois:

Call of the Riled – short skit for Thanksgiving
One fine day in the operating room – medical skit
Handsome and Griddle

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Brooklands Blooming Cats – script for children’s musical

script for children's musical

BROOKLANDS BLOOMING CATS – SCRIPT FOR CHILDREN’S MUSICAL

It is better to have purred in the right direction, than never to have purred at all.

Cats!! From the purr, to the meow and the love of milk, the slit like pupils see, the triangular nose smells and the keen ears hear… that something is not right. The vibrant cats of Brookland’s School sense that all is unwell when their caretaker Mr. Morgan fails to show up to school with food for the day. Starving from hunger, annoyed at his betrayal of their stomachs and worried at the cause of his delay, when (whom they assume to be) Mr. Morgan finally does show up they rush to eat, none the wiser about a meal that will imprison them and have their claws harvested for gold by the stature-challenged and metal-obsessed, W’Evil. In this script for children’s musical, it is up to the cats to rescue themselves, rescue Mr. Morgan and save W’Evil from himself (probably) too. All in a cat’s 24 hours considering they sleep twelve to sixteen hours a day…

Author: David Morgan

Genre: Script for children’s musical

Type: Two-act play

Length: One and a half hours

Cast: 25 plus choir. 

Ages of the actors: Primary school age

Suitable for: Primary school children

Set: Scene 1: MR MORGAN’s ‘living’ room/Playground of Brooklands School
Scene 2: Brooklands’ Basement Lab
Scene 3: Brooklands’ playground
Scene 4: Brooklands’ Basement Lab / Front stage
Scene 5: Brooklands’ Basement Lab
Scene 6: Park/ outside MR MORGAN’s House

Although there are scene changes they can be very easily accomplished with moving minimal furniture or more elaborately with backdrops.

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – half the play is made of songs so there aren’t too many long lines to learn and with many different characters, each child can learn his or her her part well.

Read a Sample of the Script

Listen to some of the songs on sound cloud:

What is wrong?

Anybody home

My name is Weevil

Billy Boggle

Oh, what shall we do!

Free school

We’ll follow our whiskers

The Chase

All’s well that ends well

Hyacinth Bloom




Cost is $6 for this previously produced digital script

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Copyright © March 2016 David Morgan and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other children’s musicals and plays:

Molly and the magic phone – children’s short musicals
Trolls stole the North Pole – Christmas play
Dr George’s Magnificent Zeppelin – musical children’s plays

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Main Characters:
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Mirror – play for young teenagers

play for young teenagers

MIRROR – PLAY FOR YOUNG TEENAGERS

A spoiled princess must choose a husband. One day, a mysterious stranger comes to the castle and gives her a magical mirror which can make people disappear. The mirror is a secret and no one else knows why and where all her bridegrooms disappear after they fail to solve her crossword puzzle. Only after she falls in love with a young man who doesn’t care about her crossword puzzle, does she begin to realize the full extent of her cruelty.

Read more about playwright Nina Kossman

Author: Nina Kossman

Genre: Play for young teenagers, fairytale

Type: One act play

Cast: 2F, 5M (plus non speaking parts) and 5-7 N

Ages of the actors: Cast 11- 15 years old

Suitable for: All ages

Length: 30 – 40 minutes long

Set: A room in a palace with a couch and a table and chair where a would be suitor can do a crossword puzzle

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – an easy play with a moral for younger teens

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Copyright © December 2015 Nina Kossman and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other teen fairy tales

Forgotten – two-act fantasy play for high school based on Peter Pan
The Blueberry balladeer – plays for youth theater
The Gold Medallion – three act fantasy play for a young cast

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The Mystery of the Missing Meatball – young children’s play script

young children's play script

THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING MEATBALL – YOUNG CHILDREN’S PLAY SCRIPT

In this young children’s playscript, aimed at 6 or 7 year old children, a meatball goes missing from the pasta dish created by the Italian chef, Dominico. His sharp eyed wife, Domenica notices the mistake. Domenico counts the meatballs over and over and, although he made 16, there are only fifteen meatballs remaining in the pasta. So begins the hunt for the meatball, as he calls his wife, then all of his children until the guilty culprit (who borrowed it) is found.

A cute short play for younger kids in reception (grade R) and year or grade one to three.

Author: Emily Iekel

Genre: Children’s and kid’s stage plays

Type: Short one act  young children’s play script

Length: 5 minutes long

Cast: 4M 4F 5N

Ages of the actors: 5-8 years of age

Suitable for: Younger children aged 3-8

Set: A kitchen but the director is free to use their imagination

Level of difficulty: 5/10 – a fun short play for younger kids for drama class

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Copyright © December 2015 Emily Iekel and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other popular kid’s plays as alternatives:

A fairly tall adventure – adventure plays for kids aged 8-12
Alien Research – funny play for primary school
King of the sea – short play for children in rhyming verse

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Forgotten – two act fantasy play for high school

 

play for high school

FORGOTTEN – TWO ACT FANTASY PLAY FOR HIGH SCHOOL – what happened after Neverland?

Gwendolyn is a young schoolgirl plagued by recurring dreams of an imaginary place and time, not of this earth. Despite her best efforts to control her dreams, they are becoming more real and frequent than ever. But when she wakes up, she cannot remember anything at all, other than a fear of falling. When she sleepwalks and almost falls to her death, her school decide to send her home again. Once home she is sent to a specialist doctor for treatment to try to cure of of her mysterious illness that is causing her nightmares.

fantasy play for high school

But it seems that the imaginary place is very real indeed. Gwendolyn is “Wendy” and she dreams of a very real Neverland. Peter Pan has left Neverland to try and find her, risking the lives of all the people who live there, including the infamous Captain Hook. For Neverland cannot survive without Peter Pan. Hook, desperate to save Neverland, and of course himself, has followed Peter back to our world to find Wendy and to make her forget once and for all.

“Forgotten” is an exploration of J.M. Barrie’s classic children’s story, “Peter Pan” and poses the question of whether it was simply a story, a figment of Wendy’s imagination or a real place. In the 21st century we are accustomed to the concepts of time travel and alternate universes. This fantasy play for high school cleverly switches between, so to speak, the alternate Earths in the story.

A fun play that mixes pirates and adventure with 1906 England. I thoroughly recommend it! Altaire Gural, the playwright is a member of the playwright’s guild of Canada. 

Have a look at a sample of the play on Youtube

Author: Altaire Gural

Genre: Fantasy, fairytale play script

Type: Two-act play

Cast: Large cast – suitable for high school or community theatre productions. 13F 17M and many smaller parts of either gender

Ages of the actors: Children to adult actors

Length: Two hours long

Suitable for: All ages

Set: The set alternates between a school, Wendy’s home, and Neverland, where Peter pan lives and a pirate ship

Level of difficulty: 7/10 Frequent set changes will need good back-stage work. The characters don’t have difficult parts, the story carries the play. Wendy requires more ability than the other characters.

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Copyright © November 2015 Altaire Gural and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other full length fantasy plays in stock:

Dr George’s magnificent Zeppelin – a musical play
Wotcha! Gotcha! Steam punk Alice in Wonderland pantomime
The Robber Baron and the Baker thief – teen medieval adventure play

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Wotcha! Gotcha! Steam Punk Funny Pantomime

funny pantomime

WOTCHA! GOTCHA! STEAM PUNK FUNNY PANTOMIME

In this zany but extremely funny steam punk pantomime script, loosely based on Alice in Wonderland, Alice Liddell is kidnapped by the villains Mad Hat and Moriarty and taken through the looking glass to an alternate universe and imprisoned in their Dirigible because they want to take over her world and they have a cunning plan to get their way.

Her friends Dodgson and Prince Leopold enlist the help of the slightly less famous Shamrock Holmes and his sidekick, James Watson to get her back to their side of the looking glass. Together with the Dame and the Baker Street Irregulars, they set out to rescue her and save their world from imminent disaster.

They win, of course!

This panto has one written song in it, but songs can easily be added at the director’s discretion.

Wotcha! Gotcha! had a very successful two week run in New Jersey. Read a review about it in the Huffington Post.

Author: Gareth Jones

Genre: Steam punk funny pantomime

Type: Three act play

Cast: Large cast play with 26 named characters but smaller parts may be doubled or the sex of roles reversed.

Ages of the actors: Play with cast of children and adults

Suitable for: Suitable for all ages

Length: Play two hours long

Set: The set in act one and two is divided between Alice’s sitting room and the inside of the dirigible. Act three is divided between a concert hall and the dirigible. The inside of the dirigible can have decor that is steam punk in nature.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – written as a classic British panto with cockney accents

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Cost is $6 for this previously staged popular pantomime with a successful run

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Copyright © October 2015 Gareth Jones and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this panto? Other funny pantomime script and children’s musicals that we stock:

Dr George’s Magnificent Zeppelin – musicals for children
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves – Traditional British Snow White Panto script
Sleeping Beauty – modern day Sleeping beauty Pantomime

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Handsome and Griddle – funny short skit

funny short skit

HANDSOME AND GRIDDLE – FUNNY SHORT SKIT

When Handsome and Griddle’s henpecked father conveniently ‘loses’ them in the forest because their stepmother needs ‘her sanity,’ the local witch finds them and takes them home for a nice bath in her cauldron. She’s had to give up her lovely gingerbread cottage because the property taxes were killing her, but she plans to cook them anyway…

Read about playwrights Lois and Kelly Corcoran. Other skits (Orphan Antsy) by Lois and Kelly Corcoran.

Author: Lois and Kelly Corcoran

Type: Funny short skit

Genre: Fairytale skits

Cast: Cast of 6, 2M 3F 1N

Ages of the actors: Any age of actors – can be performed by children to adults or a mix

Suitable for: Suitable for all ages, great for schools, churches, scouts, clubs and just for fun

Length: 4 minutes long

Set: Simple set – cauldron/picture of one needed

Level of difficulty: 6/10 – easy fun skit for everyone

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Cost is $4.75 for this funny short digital skit

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Copyright © September 2015 Lois and Kelly Corcoran and Off The Wall Play Publishers

Like this play? Other skits and short comedy scripts in stock:

Read about it – short romantic comedy where two middle aged widowed people meet at a bus stop
Call of the Riled – short skit for Thanksgiving
Bob – 5 minute comedy skits

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Snow White and the Seven Ugly Sisters – Snow White Pantomime Script

snow white pantomime script

snow white pantomime script

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN UGLY SISTERS – SNOW WHITE PANTOMIME SCRIPT

Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen with an evil sidekick of a magic mirror. She was also the most beautiful woman in the world. Unfortunately this didn’t bode well for anyone else who was well, even remotely good looking. When the Princess Snow White blossoms into beauty, and the mirror informs the queen that she is shortly (well next Tuesday to be exact) to move to second place, the queen decides that someone else needs to take drastic action, and she sends her huntsman to kill the princess and bring back her spleen. Since she doesn’t actually know what a spleen is, Snow White and the Huntsman fool the queen, and Snow White runs away into the deep forest.

There she meets the seven ugly sisters who kindly take her under their wing when they hear the queen’s evil plan. In the meantime, the mirror has informed the evil queen that actually, Snow white is still alive and kicking in the woods. The Queen decides to do her in with the aid of a magical nuclear cigar, delivered by Royal Mail.

The seven ugly sisters leave for work as air hostesses on Goldonian airways, leaving Snow White alone in the cottage with strict instructions not to accept any multicoloured apples from strange old women.
Snow white is interrupted by the arrival of the ever so sexy (but boy does he know it) Prince Valiant, who is Revolta’s (one of the ugly sisters) brother. He brings an invitation to his engagement party for his sister, Revolta.

Snow White is surprised to find that he not only has no idea who his bride to be actually is, but that she should count herself lucky to have him as a husband! He tries to flirt with her but fails horribly and leaves, but not before accepting a package from Royal Mail for her (The postman is the queen in disguise) containing two nuclear cigars. When the seven sisters arrive back from work, they’re all excited by the package, but when Snow White lights the cigar for Hideosa, it backfires, sending her into a magical sleep.

The girls summon Valiant who happily kisses Snow White and wakes her up. He in turn is amazed to find that she actually doesn’t want to marry him on the spot. They are interrupted by the arrival of the queen who has decided to kill Snow herself (properly this time.) The sisters save the day by lighting the other cigar and aiming it at the queen, sending her into a magical sleep. Snow White becomes the new queen of the magical kingdom and they all live happily ever after.

A fun non traditional pantomime filled with cleverly adapted  Show tunes and witty dialogue by best selling playwright Claire Demmer.  This pantomime would suit a typical drama group where the majority of the players are female – but the sisters can just as easily (and humorously be played by males.)

Notes: The author will allow workshopping of the script.  All of the songs can be substituted at the director’s discretion.  The nuclear cigars can be substituted for any other weapon of choice.

Read about playwright Claire Demmer. Other pantomimes (Wizard of Odd) by Claire Demmer.

Author: Claire Demmer

Genre: Snow White pantomime script, alternative pantomime Snow White

Type: Two-act musical show

Cast: 13 minimum.  2M, 3F, 8 N or either sex

Ages of the actors: Actors mixed ages

Suitable for: Suitable for children

Length: 70-80 minutes long

Set: Act one is set in the castle and the forest, act two in the sister’s cottage.

Level of difficulty: 7/10 – a medium cast pantomime for a smaller venue

Read a Sample of the Script




Cost is $7.50 for this previously performed digital panto script

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Like this panto? Other pantomimes you may prefer:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves -traditional British panto script
Trolls stole the North Pole – musical Christmas play
Sleeping Beauty – modern day pantomime script

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